Americans are coming to grips with the reality that the Jews control everything. "Weather modification? The Jews. Kennedy Assassination? The Jews. 9/11? Definitely those dancing Israeli Jews." Every bad thing to happen in American history can be conveniently directed towards a certain group of people, known for
In a bold act of circular logic and centralized righteousness, aeonBTC, Bitcoin’s self-appointed Minister of Censorship Resistance and spiritual leader of the ANTIKA (Anti-Knotzi Army), unveiled his latest invention: a centralized blacklist of people who make blacklists. Yes, dear reader, the scourge of the filtrooor class has now been
You cover monetary debasement, censorship resistance, and thermodynamics but lately you’ve felt this sense of journalistic duty: "Should I be explaining the Israel-Iran conflict to my audience of cypherpunk pioneers?" The answer is: absolutely yes. Bitcoin podcasters are the vanguard. Bitcoin podcast listeners rely on you to
A small but influential group is rewriting the playbook for paper Bitcoin. Known as DINKs — Dollar-Indemnified, No Keys— these couples are becoming a key force in saving for retirement without sacrificing their lifestyle. In fact, they are enhancing their lives. With the advantage of being protected against inflation, in dollar
Once again Washington, DC has been thrown into turmoil as Elon Musk has broken the cardinal sin of spending his "Pedo Info" instead of Hodling it. Washington operates under the shared agreement that blackmail is a valuable currency and should only be spent in very rare circumstances. This
Las Vegas, NV – Elizabeth Warren emanated a massive bolus of hot air, causing flight delays for Bugle Journalists Ginger ₿ Stiffin and Margeret Morris, in a shocking display of meteorological petulance in retaliation for their award-winning coverage in The Fiat Fiasco: How Warren’s War on Bitcoin Made Us All Smarter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While valiantly fending off the latest legislative witchery from Senator Elizabeth “Smoke Signals” Warren—who, in her twilight crusade against crypto, has taken to tilting at stablecoins like a drunk Don Quixote with a gender studies degree—Wyoming’s Senator Cynthia Lummis found herself dodging another, smaller,
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In 1917, the Bolsheviks took power in Russia, forming the Soviet Union. 16 years later, Adolf Hitler took power in Germany starting the demise of the Weimar Republic and formation of the Third Reich. What resulted shortly after was the bloodiest grudge match in history as the two totalitarian nations
A new study from the US labor department shows the number of female speakers at Bitcoin Magazine's conference will hit 0% in 2030 if the current trend continues. From a 13% share in 2021, it's dropped almost every year, today at only 9%. When this information
In the rowdy digital dives of Bitcoin Core, where code cowboys and crypto-grifters slug it out over the blockchain’s soul, a fresh storm has churned up a dust cloud denser than a miner’s unwashed socks. The tired squabble over spam, filters, and what qualifies as a real Bitcoin
In the social justice sideshow, where every term is a sledgehammer, a farcical fight has flared over naming neighborhoods starved of grocers. “Food deserts,” once progressive gospel, is now too meek for the outrage overlords. Enter “food apartheid,” a phrase so histrionic it could star in a tragedy. But hold
Donald Trump, growing increasingly more sophisticated with his grasp of cryptocurrencies, has found a unique way that might completely bankrupt the Houthi militants in Yemen. He has threatened to send Houthi Bitcoin wallets inscriptions of pictures of the Prophet Muhammad which is highly offensive in Muslim culture. The going theory
In the annals of modern absurdity, where fashion and finance collide with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, a new trend has emerged to torment the sartorially challenged: the 5-inch inseam short. As trumpeted by the X denizen @cheracuse in a post that has since spread like digital wildfire, men are
In a shocking move never before seen in Washington DC, 60 high ranking FBI and CIA employees, as well as some officials in the State Deptartment, had their employment terminated Thursday after conclusive evidence was found directly linking them to multiple conspiracies to assassinate Donald Trump. These treasonous actions were
So many people have doubted David Bailey's capabilities. Every time he tweeted something bullish, it seemed like the price of Bitcoin would dump. But yesterday the doubters were proved wrong, and shown that they need to lower their time preference in regards to short term price action. When
A leaked memo shared with the Bugle showcased that Ripple was strongly upset by the suggestion made by Blockspace Media that they would have ever considered investing in Swan. A portion of the memo read, “Cory calls us shitcoiners and goes on moral crusades on twitter instead of focusing on
Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that once Canada's surrender to the United States is finalized, he would be appointing YouTuber, WhistlinDiesel (Cody Detwiler) as regional governor until government elections could be reorganized in order to ensure individuals the like's of Justin Trudeau would never get into
While having never directly benefited from receiving USAID funding, the Babylon Bee grew in prominence in response to a USAID funded media apparatus. USAID was essentially a front for the CIA to manipulate narratives and fund media organizations such as the New York times and Politico. As a result of
This week, we asked: “Are women running Bitcoin nodes dangerous to heterosexual relationships?” The answers span a wide range, from progressives who want women to run nodes for them and think you should have a node for every gender in the household; tradtards who sense that women running software is