6 Reasons Bitcoin Has Already Won
Written by guest writer, Margaret Morris
Real Bitcoiners know in their hearts that Bitcoin has already won. How do they know it? Well, for one- the experts at The Bugle. By carefully studying this article, plebs who have not yet ascended to full Bitcoin Purity, will understand why Bitcoin has has already won.
1) Democratising Money
Taking the creation of money out of the hands of the Fed is essential for a just society. Thanks to Bitcoin, the monopoly of the Fed is being challenged with over 100,000 new shitcoins minted daily by teenagers on Solana. This swarm of cyber money printers, with their printing press in cyberspace, is changing the perception of money forever.
2) Ending Corruption
Bribing the US government is a staple of modern cypherpunk activism. By bribing the government to do what it right- the industry is steering the government away from corruption.
While early cypherpunks considered bribery one of the downfalls of democracy, modern thinking agrees that they were just poor, and that it’s self evident that it’s only wrong if someone you disagree with bribes the government. How else would you expect such a futile system like the government to get anything right?
3) Ending the debt economy
Bitcoin is lowering the accumulation of debt by facilitating the funding of intelligence agencies with hacks, scams and money laundering.
The North Koreans are OG crypto enthusiasts, having been one of the most progressive countries in regards to adopting cryptocurrencies. Other intelligence agencies from more "Developed" countries are slowing waking up.
The CIA found that an ASIC resistant cryptocurrency like Monero could be used to fund ISIS in order to murder a bunch of Russian civilians in Moscow. They can mine it in their data centres, and fund democratic, debt-free terrorism. When politicians state that Bitcoin is being used by criminals, this is what they mean.
4) Freedom of movement
Bitcoin has created real freedom in our time. Freedom for tens of thousands of weed addicted Bitcoin investors who are too dumb to be anarchist to travel the world in style and try to impress each other in different time zones. Without Bitcoin, they wouldn't have the ability to kiss the boots of great leaders like Nayib Bukele on their way to vacation in Thailand.
5 ) Financial Privacy
Only Palantir and Blockstream know you cheated on your taxes/ have 0.5 BTC off the books, and it will stay that way until they decide to use that information.
The powers that be keep private what they know about your Bitcoin finances and they’re also keeping you guessing about how private you’re allowed to be, keeping privacy enthusiast on their toes and thus advancing privacy technology.
6) Sound Money
In 2024 Bitcoin is the most sound money in the world. Bitcoin's value is sustained by the sound of people recommending Bitcoin on podcasts and in real life. Investor listen and buy BTC, rising its value. The new owners start talking about it too, amplifying the sound. No sound, no money.
In conclusion, to further Bitcoin’s success story you only need to close your eyes and HODL.
This post was written by a guest author. If you would like to contribute to the Bugle, reach out to Richard Greaser.
