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Cardano, the blockchain brainchild of Charles Hoskinson, has achieved what many thought impossible, or at least, profoundly un-wise: it has passed the Howey Test with flying colors. Now, for those out of the loop, the Howey Test is not the latest fad in Silicon Valley or a trendy new diet.
In the midst of a heated Twitter debate about software licensing, a startling revelation emerged: NVK, the head honcho of Coinkite, appears to be lacking in eleventh-grade math skills. In a world where the complexities of blockchain technology baffle even the brightest minds, Rodolfo “NVK” Novak, the esteemed leader of
Amidst a flurry of controversy and skepticism, George, known in the crypto circles as @__overflow_ and a staunch Bitcoin maximalist, has announced the launch of Cardinals, his latest brainchild. This peculiar venture surfaces following his vocal criticism of Dylan LeClair (@DylanLeClair_), a Bitcoin investment analyst, for his alleged involvement with
In a world where the term "liquid assets" has taken on a whole new meaning, the California Cryobank, America's most prolific purveyor of paternal potential, is reportedly on the verge of a liquidity crisis. Yes, dear reader, the very institution that has long stood as a
The Federal Reserve, in a move that would make Kafka blush and Adam Smith rotate briskly in his grave, has decided to fight fire with a flamethrower, as it were, by enlisting none other than Barbara Streisand to quash a burgeoning branding brouhaha. After Bitcoin Magazine received a stern wrist
In a move that can only be described as "delightfully ironic," Nic Carter, the crypto influencer, investor, and self-proclaimed "Rising Star" of the digital currency world, has teamed up with Arkham Intel to combat the ever-persistent Fake News that seems to plague Bitcoin and, more importantly,
Airstrip One, Oceana - October 23, 2023 A new, Minitrue sanctioned, "response" to George Orwell's seminal work, 1984, has been released. Titled "Julia," this so-called feminist reimagining is penned by Sandra Newman. But one can't help but wonder: is this truly a
Senator Elizabeth Warren (D - Pocahontas) has found herself in a rather embarrassing predicament. After passionately penning a letter demanding swift action on the alleged use of cryptocurrency to fund Hamas, and rallying over 100 of her colleagues to rally behind her cause, she was met with a rather inconvenient
Washington, DC - October 23, 2023 FinCEN, the Financial Criminal Extortion Network, is working tirelessly to protect the interests of its Dons**. The organization, which has always claimed itself to be a beacon of transparency and trustworthiness, has taken another step to ensure that the average Joe and Jane can&
BUTNER, NORTH CAROLINA - October 4, 2023 - The Bugle has received an exclusive copy of a letter sent to Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) from none other than Bernie Madoff. Yes, you read that correctly. The late Bernie Madoff, architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in history, seems to have reached
In a world where the color orange is as ubiquitous as the air we breathe, it seems the European telecom giant, Orange Group, has taken umbrage with the audacious use of the word "orange" by the fledgling Orange Pill App. Fresh off the launch of Hashr, a dating
In a world where the Federal Reserve's decisions are as predictable as a squirrel on caffeine, the Custodia v. Federal Reserve Board of Governors case has provided a delightful spectacle of bureaucratic gymnastics. Our thorough analysis reveals that the Fed's worries stem from an unconscious belief