Environmentalist, philosopher, and Bitcoin mining advocate Troy Cross had a bit of a shock when his recent Carvana order arrived at his home outside of Portland, Oregon. Instead of the Rivian electric vehicle he thought he had clicked on, he had accidentally ordered a gas-guzzling Ford F-350. "At first,
In a surprise move that has sent shockwaves throughout the financial world, Berkshire Hathaway has announced a massive $4.20 billion investment in Bitcoin. The investment signals a major shift in strategy for the company under new leadership, with former Chairman Greg Abel taking the reins from Warren Buffett and
In a shocking move that has sent ripples throughout the NFT community, the Bored Ape Yacht Club has announced a new Bitcoin Maximalist Initiative. The initiative will see Yuga Labs, the creator of the famous BAYC collection, transition the beloved apes from their current format to ordinals, with the aim
In a shocking turn of events,Michael Saylor, Bitcoin Evangelist and Entrepreneur, has been arrested for allegedly destroying models. Saylor was taken into custody after the police received multiple reports of missing people in the greater DC area, often from nearby modeling agencies. At least 48 people have disappeared over
Jimmy Song, the prominent Bitcoin advocate and author of the book "Thank God for Bitcoin," was having a tough time last week sending a Bitcoin transaction from his Trezor wallet. In a fit of frustration, he slammed the device on his desk and shouted, "Satoshi, Satoshi, Satoshi,
In a move that has raised some eyebrows among the Bitcoin community, the New York Public Library has selected "The Bitcoin Standard" as the book of choice for their upcoming Drag Queen Story Hour. This news has left many Bitcoiners feeling conflicted, as they struggle to reconcile their
In a shocking turn of events, Matt Odell, the renowned Bitcoin educator and advocate, has been exposed as a "Top G," living a double life of extravagance and debauchery, thanks to a tweet from his alt account that accidentally made its way onto his main. Odell has long
In a stunning turn of events, supermodel Gisele Bundchen has been spotted out and about with none other than Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin. The pair were seen holding hands and sharing a laugh at trendy Chinese restaurant, Dumpling Town, in New York City, sparking rumors that Buterin was planning to
In a shocking turn of events, European banks have reportedly been calling to America for assistance during the ongoing banking crisis, but there's just one problem: none of the Americans understand what they’re saying. According to sources close to the situation, European bankers have been frantically calling
The US State Department is making big waves in the tech world with their latest announcement. After reading the recently released thesis from Jason Lowery, titled "Softwar", they have selected Compass Mining as their rollout partner to engage in the softest war possible. According to State Department representative,
As Joe Biden took to the stage in Baltimore to speak about his time as a lifeguard at the nearby inner city Mempool, he couldn't resist sharing a story about a notorious character known as Cornpop. "You know, back in the day, I was a lifeguard at
In a surprising turn of events, an anonymous Bitcoin holder has finally landed himself a girlfriend. But according to sources close to the situation, he's not quite sure what to do next. The Bitcoiner, who has been holding onto his coins for several years, is reportedly confused by