On the beat. Smoking Marlboro Reds and cranking out the best news articles you ever read. Left the media industry in disgust. Building out Greaser's Gulch.
Dennis Porter and Peter McCormack have banned together in order cure insomnia by releasing the most boring podcast episode ever recorded. Listeners have complained that while attempting to listen to the article they would involuntarily fall asleep due to boredom. One listener crashed his car into the side of the
Disruptive KYC Bitcoin exchange Strike has announced that they would be raising $200m in a Series D fundraising round, in order to hire memers to make watermarked gifs and memes on all the platforms. "It's the beginning of the bull market, and we need all Bitcoin related
The European Central Bank has created some waves this week, upsetting the European Union as a result of saying that citizens no longer have to pay taxes on Bitcoin capital gains or income because the currency's true value is $0. The EU responded harshly to the central bank
The bull market is ultimately the season of the trader as everyone thinks they can get rich when Bitcoin only goes up. Willy Woo appears to be attempting to capitalize on this as he has announced that he would be teaching a course on trading at the University of Toronto.
The Statist Bitcoiner Coalition (SBC), a group focusing on promoting cooperation between politicians and Bitcoiners, has announced that they will be holding a pride rally outside of Bitcoin Magazine's 2024 conference in Nashville. The group seeks to promote the idea that government is not the true enemy of
In honor of Black History Month the Biden administration has taken a firm stance against climate change narrative as Admiral Rachel Levine has declared climate change racist. "Climate change is racist and we need to cancel it. It shouldn't be promoted on media, movies, or anywhere. We
The Bugle wants to wish Zeus a very happy 35th Birthday in Bitcoin years. While in fiat years, they are only 5 years old, Bitcoin years are calculated much differently. Very few wallets, companies, or projects have been able to survive and thrive as long as they have, continuing forward
The CIA has reportedly fully taken over control of GoFundMe to prevent any sort of legal fundraisers for causes they do not expressly approve of. This was revealed after GoFundMe reportedly removed a legal fundraiser for the cofounder of Tornado Cash, Roman Storm. The fund was also meant to help
Ben Arc has created a groundbreaking new tool which will disrupt conferences, as he has built an extension into LNBits allowing individuals to display LNURL QR codes, that when paid, trigger an electrical shock. This new tool can be used by used by conferences to keep speakers in check, as
The monetary revolution which is XRP, a super duper decentralized token that has pivoted to trying to be the rails for CBDCs, is struggling to retain relevancy during this crypto winter. The currency with a much higher transaction output than Bitcoin, is losing value against Bitcoin every day that goes
Stoney Bitson and other notable antisemites have announced that they are leaving Bitcoin and opting to use Ethereum citing that, "The Jews control Bitcoin." This is following Gary Gensler's comments this week that, "Bitcoin is not that decentralized." Apparently the group of antisemites has
Bitcoin is finally pumping after a painful bear market, and the spouses of Bitcoiners everywhere are bracing for an absolutely terrible Valentines day. Wives (and the 7 husbands of the 7 women in Bitcoin) are bracing to have to listen to talks of the supercycle, ETF approval, absolute scarcity, auditable