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The Department of Energy announced that they would be exploring the possibility of bringing democracy and nation building to the American Bitcoin mining space. The first part of allowing them the ability to do this is getting a detailed registry of all miners operating within the US. Some are calling
Bitcoin companies are banding together to form a coalition to sign onto angry letters written to regulators like FINCen and the EIA. VC group Ten31 is heading up what they are calling the "Bitcoin Typing Coalition" or BTC for short. The goal of the group is to generate
President Joe Biden announced earlier today that January 31st will now be "Thank a Han Chinese Person for making all of our stuff Day" which is to be a federally recognized holiday. The Biden administration felt there was a need for another bank holiday, because those bankers work
There appears to be a turf war brewing between VC investor Peter Thiel and Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino over funding "Bitcoin only" companies. Both have been increasingly interested in investing in more Bitcoin related companies, but there appears to be a feud brewing between them as they each
Op-Ed
This cycle is already different. Anyone who says it isn't is either oblivious or in denial. Fiat influencers and politicians are invading our territory and adopting Bitcoin at an alarming rate. In 2023, we saw Christine Legarde buy non kyc corn, the DNC mining with Ocean pool to
Andrew Yang, a political visionary has accomplished next to nothing, has declared his support for the Taproot Wizards as he sees ordinals as similar to universal basic income (UBI) which he has been a long time advocate for. Yang believes that miners are poor, uneducated individuals living in the rust
Politicians around the world have been complaining that they are being ambushed by both Dennis Porter and Samson Mow, who appear to be in a serious competition to see who can get the most selfies with politicians. Porter has taken the approach of targeting local politicians, as he hardly has
Xi Xinping is reportedly furious with the Country of El Salvador after Max Kisier was exposed for defrauding the CCP by securing a $100 million personal loan. What Kisier planned on doing with the funds is unknown at this time, but what is known is that he leveraged his position
The European Central Bank has asked lenders and intelligence agencies to monitor social media posts to ensure that only smaller banking institutions suffer from coming bank runs. The goal of the new initiative is to further consolidate the banking industry, in the same way central banks have been working to
Texas governor Greg Abbott announced in a press conference on Wednesday, while wearing a Hawaiian T-shirt under a bullet proof vest, that he would be arming local Texas militias with FGC-9's and providing Ender 3D printers to over 1 million households across the state. "Our great state
"I turned to Tinder after I couldn't find a trad life on Bitcoin Twitter, Nostr, and even the Orange Pill App. Now I can't seem to find one on Tinder. My last hope is for the Bitcoin conferences to do Bitcoiner speed dating, but that
This article was inspired by a news tip submitted by a loyal reader. Parker Lewis has been caught up in a plagiarism scandal this week, joining the ranks of the academics at MIT and Harvard. The scandal started after Bill Ackman used chat GPT to find that there was not