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Andrew Yang, a political visionary has accomplished next to nothing, has declared his support for the Taproot Wizards as he sees ordinals as similar to universal basic income (UBI) which he has been a long time advocate for. Yang believes that miners are poor, uneducated individuals living in the rust
Politicians around the world have been complaining that they are being ambushed by both Dennis Porter and Samson Mow, who appear to be in a serious competition to see who can get the most selfies with politicians. Porter has taken the approach of targeting local politicians, as he hardly has
Xi Xinping is reportedly furious with the Country of El Salvador after Max Kisier was exposed for defrauding the CCP by securing a $100 million personal loan. What Kisier planned on doing with the funds is unknown at this time, but what is known is that he leveraged his position
The European Central Bank has asked lenders and intelligence agencies to monitor social media posts to ensure that only smaller banking institutions suffer from coming bank runs. The goal of the new initiative is to further consolidate the banking industry, in the same way central banks have been working to
Texas governor Greg Abbott announced in a press conference on Wednesday, while wearing a Hawaiian T-shirt under a bullet proof vest, that he would be arming local Texas militias with FGC-9's and providing Ender 3D printers to over 1 million households across the state. "Our great state
"I turned to Tinder after I couldn't find a trad life on Bitcoin Twitter, Nostr, and even the Orange Pill App. Now I can't seem to find one on Tinder. My last hope is for the Bitcoin conferences to do Bitcoiner speed dating, but that
This article was inspired by a news tip submitted by a loyal reader. Parker Lewis has been caught up in a plagiarism scandal this week, joining the ranks of the academics at MIT and Harvard. The scandal started after Bill Ackman used chat GPT to find that there was not
One year after low tier cryptocurrency influencer Zack Voell's twitter proclamation that nobody nobody would give a shit about Nostr, Voell owned up for his mistake. He shared in a twitter space, "I was really wrong about Nostr. A lot of people give a shit about it.
Elon Musk met this week with Ben Shapiro, a conservative political commentator. The express nature of the trip seemed to be discussing how to prevent Stoney Bitson from regaining access to twitter after being kicked off like 30 times for antisemitic comments, as well as how to leverage the Boring
This article was written from a news tip for from a valued Bugle reader. For the first time in recorded history a printed form of a digital non fungible token (NFT) has done more than disrupt economic activity on a blockchain, as a local community pool in Florida has been
"Ethereum is really bad, so I'm going to help Vitalik make it less bad so we have less people bringing bad ideas like spam to Bitocin," Dash Jr. shared on Twitter. "The entire Ethereum protocol is built to optimize spam, yet it does it inefficiently.
The Texas congress has voted to approve a bill that allows for private individuals to own fully armed F16's to spite Joe Biden who has been telling Americans that resistance is futile with their puny AR15's. The bill titled, "The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty