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We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports. — Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) January 5, 2024 Nikki Haley, who currently resides with Shrek deep in the swamp, has been advocating for TSA to operate at public schools across the country. She is concerned that children are able
"At the end of the day, committing war crimes is the glue that holds the politicians of this country together. It is one of the few things that allows us to cross the isle. There is nothing that brings media pundits together like advocating for war on false pretenses,
In the last Bitcoin bull cycle, when people still believed in stock to flow, a new movement emerged called "#GetOnZero." The movement was all about eliminating the use of dollars and attempting to live entirely with Bitcoin. This movement gained immense popularity until the Bitcoin price tanked because
This article was inspired by a news tip from a Bugle reader A ground breaking study by the University of Chicago has revealed that 99% of individuals prefer to use money that steals from them and makes them poor. The study asked individuals a series of questions regarding their preferences
Many Americans are very concerned that there will be massive disruptions to the building of roads and schools as the IRS has ushered in new laws making it impossible for individuals to pay their fair share of taxes. The new rules require individuals to KYC Bitcoin transactions, as well as
The leader of the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, has announced a plan to incentivize Bitcoiners to voluntarily get sterilized. "Every time I log onto Twitter, I am bombarded with tweets of Bitcoiners having babies. Not only is bad for the planet, but bad for our ability to control
Bitcoiners are learning for the very first time that they can buy Bitcoin without having a Twitter account or going to expensive conferences. It seems that many are waking up to the fact that both are just ways for companies to get their products in front of consumers, and that
The Bugle awards are the most prestigious awards in the world of Bitcoin, with many a corporation, politician, and influencer working their hardest to be note worthy enough to be considered for the award. The winner of the award gets eternal bragging rights and solidifies their achievements that year into
This article was inspired by a news tip from a reader. Reports from inside Bitcoin Magazine are suggesting that David Bailey will depart for a 10 day silent yoga retreat at an undisclosed location, as mandated by the board of Bitcoin Magazine. They are reported to be concerned that his
A secret source inside Swan has detailed to the Bugle that the company is working diligently to manage their damage control after allowing a long time convicted pedophile to walk in their midst. 2023 has been marked by a series of scandals, and it seems like the company is constantly
What has the world come to when corporations like Samsung, Apple, and Cold Card sue Santa Claus for manufacturing and distributing their phones? A group of companies announced this year that they would be suing the North Pole for billions of dollars after years of St. Nick disregarding intellectual property
While individuals around the country are going into bankruptcy in order to fulfill the pressure to buy their loved ones presents, (What a brilliant marketing strategy by corporate America) let us remember the true meaning of Christmas. It is a holiday that is inherently religious but I will spare you