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After centuries of debate by economists, the root cause of inflation has been found by the high quality journalists at the Atlantic. Annie Lowrey has found that the cause of inflation is the consumer and that everyone should feel the great guilt over all the purchases they have made in
In a move that is rocking the Bitcoin community, the notorious Meme vigilante group has been thrown into disarray as there appears to be a civil war throwing the group into chaos. A small group of members of the meme gang have been reported to be defecting in order to
The top notch journalists at the Washington Post have begun a 24 hour strike to remind Bezos how important they are. "Without our hard work, we couldn't be the mouth piece for billionaires and war mongers," Said a union representative for the journalists. The journalists have
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Bitcoin is ripping with no signs of slowing down as Apple announces that they will be adding a custodial lightning wallet to the Apple Wallet in order to allow users to use Bitcoin. They also announced that the app store would begin accepting Bitcoin as payment for applications. This marks
The mods on all social media platforms have been dropping the ban hammer indiscriminately on anyone discussing wood chippers on their platforms after videos of people talking about throwing politicians in wood chippers went viral on Tik Tok. Many wood chipper manufacturers accounts became casualties of the coordinated censorship, and
If you thought hearing about overrun ICU units during Covid was alarming, wait until you begin to hear the media screaming about overflowing psych wards due to Bitcoiner's unhinged behavior in the bull market. As Bitcoin crossed back above $40k USD, Psychiatrists around the country began shaking their
Henry Kissinger has been enshrined as the patron saint of military spending by the US government and lobbyists for his years of promoting forever wars. Many are expressing deep sadness the giant hole being left behind by the advocate for the military industrial complex. He will be forever remembered for
Bitcoin transactions continue to acquire new negative externalities invented by reputable news sites. The most recent negative externality is that Bitcoin transactions consume large amounts of water, leaving poor children in Africa to die of thirst. Obviously, this is a major concern as Bitcoin users need to be more aware
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The Lord Satoshi ushered Mr. Munger to the other side on Tuesday, November 28th following an unintentional ingestion of lethal rat poisoning which lead to the financial titan's death. Warren Buffet's side kick accidentally ingested a lethal dose of rat poison, thinking it was instant coffee,
"Our pronoun's are FOSS now," the company Twitter account proclaimed. As a result, all of the tentacles of Cold Card's competitors, cough cough Foundation, rallied together to put them down. Zach Herbert instantly jumped into a private Telegram group to direct his minions to
In a stunning move, media giant Disney announced that they would no longer be making movies or tv shows indefinitely, until they are able to determine what is cause of all their content flopping. Despite their fans clearly explaining their frustrations with the brand, there still appears to be internal
This month has seen all new highs as far as Bitcoin companies complying with government agencies. Thanksgiving is about being thankful for regulatory clarity in order to keep us safe from money launders and terrorists. All across the United States, families have gathered to thank FinCEN trying to sanitize Bitcoin