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Hillary Clinton memes will now be designated as weapons of mass destruction, and will be regulated by the ATF. The regulatory agency cites the potential for memes to threaten the foundations of our democracy by spreading dangerous misinformation that will be rebunked 6 months after an initial debunk. The main
Moody's credit rating agency, famous for failing to properly rate mortgage backed securities in 2008, has now officially downgraded the US federal government from stable to negative. The agency is reported to be having a spat with Janet Yellen and the treasury department after Yellen refused to give
Cointelegraph has reported that Gary Gensler has announced that the SEC would be approving an Ethereum spot ETF before they consider approving a Bitcoin spot ETF. The announcement has caused chaos in the cryptocurrency world as many people had been betting on a Bitcoin ETF first. The SEC has cited
A new emerging market has been developing as Bitcoiners are looking for new ways to stack Bitcoin. Many have already sold all their worldly possessions in order to stack, and are running out of ways to acquire more corn. At a loss of what to do, many are looking to
Canada is full of a bunch of losers who hate truck drivers. There's only a couple of cool ones there, but one of the cool ones is a hoser with a blonde streak through his hair. Canada is governed by a communist loser, and hasn't had
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Both Republicans and Democrats in both houses of congress have passed a bill extending term limits beyond death. Part of the bill also includes a $30k a year stipend for memory care. Politicians that are deceased, but still wish to remain in office, have the opportunity to have their bodies
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In a strange move, American politicians have begun endorsing Bitcoin as a good way to launder money in order to avoid taxes. It appears they are understanding the extent of their overreach and see Bitcoin as a way to average citizens to protect themselves from their policies. This week, Janet
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In a controversial, yet based move, Merriam-Webster has quietly updated the definition of taxation to be, "When a government extorts their citizens out of money with threats of violence." Prior to the update, they had some generic definition along the lines of, "The act of collecting taxes.
Governments around the world are currently terrified as their populations continue to grow more and more dissatisfied. The UK government has become much more active in prosecuting hate speech and has gone as far as to label the popular book and movie, V for Vendetta, "Hate Art." The
Getting good engagement on Twitter is a science, and the winds are constantly changing. Producing good content is not enough. Instead, you must be on top of your game when it comes to whatever the current trending meme is. As of right now, the highest engaging tweet formula is to
The state of the world has everyone a little wound up right now as all the politicians seem hell bent on starting World War 3. After two world wars have devastated that planet, you would think that humanity would be smart enough to avoid a third one, but at this
The Federal Reserve has sued Ron Paul for alleged copyright and trademark infringement. The lawsuit claims that Paul has been selling merchandise, books, and monetizing his personality by using the Federal Reserve as a rallying point. The lawsuit claims that's Paul's alleged copyright infringement has brought