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Governments around the world are currently terrified as their populations continue to grow more and more dissatisfied. The UK government has become much more active in prosecuting hate speech and has gone as far as to label the popular book and movie, V for Vendetta, "Hate Art." The
Getting good engagement on Twitter is a science, and the winds are constantly changing. Producing good content is not enough. Instead, you must be on top of your game when it comes to whatever the current trending meme is. As of right now, the highest engaging tweet formula is to
The state of the world has everyone a little wound up right now as all the politicians seem hell bent on starting World War 3. After two world wars have devastated that planet, you would think that humanity would be smart enough to avoid a third one, but at this
The Federal Reserve has sued Ron Paul for alleged copyright and trademark infringement. The lawsuit claims that Paul has been selling merchandise, books, and monetizing his personality by using the Federal Reserve as a rallying point. The lawsuit claims that's Paul's alleged copyright infringement has brought
Will Clemente has made a bold prediction that stablecoin value will out pace Bitcoin value in the coming bull cycle. This is a bold prediction seeing as stable coin value is pegged to the dollar, which rapidly loses purchasing power over time. If his prediction were to come true, it
The Bitcoin mining industry is being thrown into chaos as a Canadian man has been arrested for heating his home with an Antminer S9. The man posted a video of his setup on Twitter which lead to law enforcement visiting his home and arresting him. He faces up to 3
Bitcoiners are looking for ways to get autism after Mandrik tweeted that it was the best way to survive autism. This trend shows that individuals are fed up with Bitcoin refusing to moon and make everyone rich. The tweet appears to be a rallying cry for Bitcoiners to flaunt their
In a play similar to Belle Delphine, a prolific egirl, Michael Saylor has began selling his bathwater to hysterical fans for extraordinary prices. Not only does one get a 8 oz vial of bathwater, they also get an ordinal to go with it. Saylor is partnering with Bitcoin Magazine on
The world is changing, and the spooks are attempting to determine where they now fit into it all. This week, Michael Saylor organized the spookiest halloween party by inviting the usual suspects over to discuss subverting the Bitcoin community in new and creative ways. Garry Kasperov and Alex Gladstein discussed
Jimmy Song has been elected as the Pope of Bitcoin after a secret meeting of the Bitcoin Cardinals. Cardinals include Giacomo Zucco, Der Gigi, Michael Saylor, Luke Dash Jr, and a handful of others who wish to remain anonymous. While the Pope has zero power over the Bitcoin protocol, Pope
The Bitcoin Bugle has discovered that when you play Stephan Livera's podcasts backwards, it clearly reveals satanic messaging. The messaging seems to be the polar opposite of the messaging that Stephan generally shares on his podcast, and oddly sounds very similar to the things that Udi talks about.
A rare disease called Poliosis seems to be impacting influencers across multiple mediums. The disease turns a streak of the infected persons hair a different color, but seems to have no influence on cognitive performance. Many people thought that the disease was a voluntary hair choice after BTCSessions colored Nico&