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A new study by the Texas Blockchain council has found alarming rates of erectile dysfunction in Bitcoiners who vote as the result of extremely low testosterone. The study found that 76.3% of voters who claimed to be Bitcoiners could not achieve an erection with assistance from either Testosterone replacement
The Libertarian Party has done it folks! They have managed to find a group of presidential candidates even less compelling than Jo Jorgenson. As the United States continues to spiral out of control into a totalitarian nightmare, the party of liberty continues to hit an all time high of being
Peter Schiff has filed bankruptcy after Bitcoiners hang up the towel and stopped engaging with his tweets. His firm Schiff Gold stopped getting free marketing, and as a result had a massive decline in sales. Schiff has traditionally done well selling his gold rocks or paper versions of gold rocks
Bitcoin Magazine has hired Jim Cramer to do a full time show on Bitcoin in order to make the price go into a super cycle. The show will be broadcasted on YouTube and will be called "Mad Hard Money." Cramer's role will be to continuously make
Elon Musk has announced that Twitter will be rate limiting Bitcoiners every time Bitcoin increases by more than 10% in a day. "I'm tired of my entire feed being filled with bulltards. I know we messed up by not having a higher Bitcoin balance in the Tesla
Me Saying Bitcoin in October 2023 pic.twitter.com/4xLJVzBAD4 — Frankie MacDonald (@frankiemacd) October 24, 2023 Internet personality, Frankie MacDonald has caused a rush to buy Bitcoin after he tweeted a video of him shouting the word Bitcoin. Markets rallied 11% following the posting of his video. Both Coinbase and
There is a strange phenomenon on Bitcoin twitter where individuals continue to applaud political elections as if they were fair and real. Right now as we speak, Argentina is having the most fair and secure election since Joe Biden was elected into office in 2020. A handful of people, but
A new study by Psychology Now has found that 99% of Ethereum users do not understand what they are doing. The study focused on a group of 1000 Ethereum users from various backgrounds and countries, who voluntarily joined the study that was started in 2020. 30% lost their holding in
Everyone knows that the best way to effectively trade Bitcoin is based on the emotional sentiment of Bitcoin Twitter, or whatever Willy Woo says on Peter McCormack's podcast. Today, the emotional sentiment on Bitcoin Twitter is that the dollar price of Bitcoin will continue to rally. Stackchainers are
Simply Bitcoin co-host, Optimist Fields, who goes by Opti, is in hot water this week after being exposed communicating with Central Banker Christine Lagarde on how to convince Bitcoiners to use Central Bank Digital Currencies. In the messages, Opti referenced how if Bitcoiners believe that something will pump the price
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This is the question that keeps me up at night. What would Dennis Porter save us from if we did not have to worry about government disrupting our ability to use a technology that was made as a market response to their horrible actions? A world with out Dennis is
After a week long investigation into a Hamas mining operation that was exposed after a Israeli Missile flattened a warehouse in Gaza, it has been concluded by super responsible investigators that Bitmain has been working around sanctions to provide Monero mining hardware to Hamas militants. Monero has become the cryptocurrency