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San Salvador - Nayib Bukele responded to reporters questions on the rumor that the CIA had sent members of the Triple Elite Meme squad to El Salvador in order to destabilize the country. "There have been reports of members of TEM roaming the streets of El Zonte, all wearing
The TSA announced a new slogan for June that reads, "It's still gay even if it's the TSA." The slogan is being used to promote the TSA's new public outreach program where they offer to grope individuals upon request. The program seeks
BlackRock ceremonially submitted an application for a spot Bitcoin ETF to the Securities and Exchange Commission on Thursday. BlackRock, one of the world's largest financial institutions, did not need to actually seek approval from the SEC as they own the regulators. They did though out of respect for
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Conservative Bitcoiner: A patriotic individual who has read both the constitution and the Bitcoin Standard. They believe in small government like they believe in small block sizes. Freedom means only being coerced a small amount by government. Can you believe how this country has lost its way? The founding fathers
A beefsteak is an event where individuals in the bitcoin community spend a lot of money to stand around tables, eating multiple courses of meat with their hands. Beefsteaks are often done around conferences, but from time to time travel to cities around the US. There one individual who facilitates
Progressive Bitcoiner: A brave and tolerant individual who believes both in individual monetary sovereignty, but also totalitarian state control over the economy and your personal property. It's not easy being a progressive Bitcoiner on Twitter, Nostr, or Telegram. There is a toxic horde of individuals who will mock
San Francisco is a special place. The city government has long been one of the most progressive in the world. They were the very first city in the world to legalize shop lifting, and now they are moving towards allowing convicted criminals to determine their legal status based on what
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Cayman Islands- Roger Ver shared from a live stream at Binance's world headquarters that he had met with Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao to discuss the solvency of the exchange. "I had a nice chat with Binance CEO, CZ about their current situation. He showed me multiple bank
In a surprising move that has sent waves of excitement throughout Bitcoin Twitter, Hasbro has officially announced the release of their latest children's toy, the "Barrel of Breedlove's." The toy is a rebrand of a Barrel of Monkey's and is themed around
Article contributed by Bitcoins Maxipad Bitcoin has decided at the ripe age of fourteen to transition with it's next halvening to the Love Child of Representative Sherman and Senator Warren. The Parents could not be prouder and will be holding hourly press conferences about themselves. Bitcoin's
Jamie Dimon announced his campaign for president of the United States earlier this week after news broke of his involvement in the decision for JP Morgan to continue banking convicted sex offender, Jeffery Epstein. Dimon held a press release to share the information, "I always kept things quiet about