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Jamie Dimon announced his campaign for president of the United States earlier this week after news broke of his involvement in the decision for JP Morgan to continue banking convicted sex offender, Jeffery Epstein. Dimon held a press release to share the information, "I always kept things quiet about
One of the most amazing stories about how Bitcoin will change the world by DarthCoin The Fiatjaf Many wouldn’t know him, he likes to stay a nym, due to his sensible position, living in a recent communist country, Brazil. He is a Bitcoin Lightning Network developer and creator of
Popular Bitcoin artist, Madex, made a surprise visit to the Bitcoin 2023 conference to throw tomato soup on the Ordinals exhibit. Madex had previously condemned the conference for supporting ordinals and had announced he was not going. As he threw the tomato soup on the collection, he glued his hand
Dennis Porter, CEO and Co-Founder of Satoshi Action Fund, has once again single handedly saved Bitcoin. The Biden administration had proposed a 30% tax on American Bitcoin miners which would have cause them all to go out of business. This would've caused hash rate to move primarily into
Every year, the Bitcoin conference is ground zero for major Bitcoin company announcements. From Jack Maller's 2022 announcement that he would "Die on this hill," to Impervious' claim to soon having a working product, you will never be let down as all the Bitcoin Companies
After a turbulent couple days, Greg Foss has announced that his experience as the headline speaker at the, "Women In Bitcoin Conference" was much better than the Bitcoin Magazine Conference. Foss mainsplained Bitcoin to a room of women, and single guys looking for a date, last week in
Warning: This story reads like a spy novel On Tuesday night, Aubrey Strobel, and Meltem Demirors checked into their Air BNB only to find poorly disguised cameras scattered through the private areas of the house. The two women carefully investigated the cameras to ensure they were not mistaken, and then
The highly unpopular "Anti-Influencer" Dieter Bob has announced the launch of his new company called the Thirsty Bitch Milk Company. The company produces high quality milk and is targeted towards influencers such as American Hodl and Bitcoin TINA, which Bob claims are thirsty for attention. "They'
Republican House Majority Leader, Kevin McCarthy has threatened to not partake in the worshipping of Molech at Bohemian Grove this summer. Republicans sited a disagreement over climate change policies as the reason they are considering not attending. Democrats were furious about the threat which continues to represent the division amongst
Casa, which is a company known for their collaborative custody solutions for Ethereum, and very progressive internal company policies, announced that they will be announcing the release of a new closed source mobile wallet at the closed source stage at Bitcoin 2023. The wallet is reported to be incredibly secure,
Bill Gates, in partnership with Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum, has launched a new fast food restaurant called Creepy Crawly Cuisine. The restaurant chain, which is set to operate in every major US city, focuses on sustainable food practices and equity. The fast food chain is set to
The FDA has just announced that they will announce the approval of an exciting new drug that purports to increase individuals IQ's. One of the reported side effects in clinical trials is that indviduals engaging with the crypto ecosystem lose 99.9% interest in trading memecoins and NFTs.