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In a reckless move that puts US customers and shareholders at risk, Coinbase has announced that they will be moving their headquarters to Pyongyang, North Korea. The announcement sent the stock price crashing in a similar style to the Tera Luna crash. Many are calling that the stock will be
Long time rivals in the Bitcoin privacy world have publicly declared a ceasefire on both of their official Twitter accounts. The cited reason for a cessation of their hostilities is that privacy advocates should work together to make projects to compete with Orwellian technologies such as CBDC's. The
Twitter has been ablaze with high engagement posts from Jessica Hodlr talking about her singleness and desire to find a husband. The recent change in content strategy has propelled her from mid tier, to a top tier social media influencer. Rumor has it that Katie the Russian is incredibly happy
In an unusual turn of events, the self proclaimed creator of Bitcoin, Craig Wright, has sued the Epstein estate. The lawsuit claims that flights logs pertaining to Jeffery Epstein's private jet have been edited to no longer reflect Craig Wright's visits to Epstein's island.
FutureBit, the creator of Apollo Full Node and novelty Bitcoin miner, is rumored to be in works of designing a vaporizer that mines Bitcoin for Juul. The rumor was spread on Twitter last week by an anonymous individual who claims to be an insider at Juul. The rumor seems plausible
In the wake of Bud Light's decision to use controversial figure Dylan Mulvaney as a brand spokesperson, the CDC has announced a requirement that all other beer manufacturers follow suit. The CDC apparently sees this as a way to dramatically curve rising rates of alcoholism after watching Bud
The upcoming Bitcoin Miami Conference has been the talk of Bitcoin Twitter, but not for all the right reasons. While some are excited about the future of conference this year, others are complaining about the event itself. Many individuals are pointing fingers at the conference accusing it of promoting "
One year after Bitcoin Magazine employees sexually harassed social media starlet Rachel Siegel, she is ready to prove to the haters that they're wrong. Siegel, who goes by Cryptofinally on Twitter, announced that she hired a personal trainer to tone her glutes for the next conference. "I
Joel Osteen, the well-known televangelist and pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, has made headlines once again with his latest promise to his followers. During a recent sermon, Osteen announced that God would bless those who donate to his ministry with twice as much Bitcoin as they give. The
Coinbase has officially hired trans Tik Tok star Dylan Mulvaney as their newest brand spokesperson. Mulvaney, best known for her recent deal with Bud Light as well as for meeting with President Joe Biden to discuss trans rights. Many in the cryptocurrency industry are scratching their heads at this decision.
In a surprising move, two well-known figures in the world of Bitcoin have announced that they will be stepping into the ring for a boxing match to settle their differences. Alex Gladstein, the Chief Strategy Officer of the Human Rights Foundation, and Max Keiser, a well-known Bitcoin evangelist, will be
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency mining community, Bitmain, the world's largest producer of bitcoin mining hardware, has announced the release of a diesel-powered bitcoin miner. The new miner, dubbed the Bitmain Diesel Miner (BDM), is said to be capable of producing up