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AUSTIN, TEXAS - In a surprise move, electric vehicle pioneer Tesla announced today that it will be launching a new line of gas-powered cars. The decision marks a major departure for the company, which has long been associated with promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions. "We've
Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast, has launched a new online course to help Bitcoiners navigate the tricky waters of relationships. The course, titled "What to Do After Getting a Girlfriend: A Bitcoiner's Guide," is aimed at helping men who have recently found love,
Austin, TX- Senator Ted Cruz, a prominent Republican politician and a vocal supporter of Bitcoin, has recently proposed raising the Bitcoin block size to 17.76 megabytes. The proposal has sparked a heated debate within the Bitcoin community, with some applauding the senator's efforts while others are skeptical
Washington DC- "We are announcing a joint marketing campaign between Hasboro and The Treasury Department," announced Janet Yellen at a press conference on Sunday. "We need to come up with new and creative ways to engage the youth in using the dollar to prevent them from becoming
On Tuesday, the DOJ arrested and charged popular conspiracy theorist, G. Edward Griffin, for attempts to incite a bank run. Merrick Garland stated in a press release, "G. Edward Griffin has been attempting to incite a bank run for years. His attempts to educate the public on the way
In the most recent twitter files, Matt Taibbi made it clear that the Feds working inside Twitter had no interest in Bitcoiners. "There is a large angry group of Twitter users with #Bitcoin in their bios that post constantly about being shadow banned, which appears to be some sort
The Host and Founder of Simply Bitcoin, who is refereed to as Nico and goes by @bitvolt7 on Twitter, expressed some new revelations on a recent Bloomberg interview. “As I grow more bullish on Bitcoin, I’m not sure how much longer I can do this show. Like what am
Young, healthy professional athletes are dying suddenly as a show of support for ESG and governmental intervention on climate change, in new social media trend. Experts say that this is in no way associated with any vaccine and that it is dangerous to even discuss the possibility. Instead, medical professionals
In a move reminiscent of the 2022 Canadian Trucker Protest, Steve Barbour has set up a Hash Hut and generator in the middle of Ottawa, as a response to President Justin Trudeau threats to ban bitcoin mining. “I will add a megawatt of capacity a day until you rescind your
Nic Carter fired off another Tweet this week decrying Bitcoin Maximalism. His falling out with a large subset of Bitcoin Twitter has come as a surprise to many. The Bitcoin Bugle reached out to Nick for comment on why this has happened. Nic stated "I have found a new
Austin, TX-In a massive court ruling today, Judge Wilma Hightower ordered that Dan Held pay reparations to 1000 separate individuals on Twitter that he stole tweets from after the jury took 10 minutes to find Held guilty. The reparations entail: - Providing each individual named in the lawsuit with a
Every time the Bitcoin/USD price crosses a $1000 threshold, individual's Twitter feeds are full of people claiming that it will never go below that price again. The Bitcoin price has disproven their predictions over and over again, yet they believe that this time might be different. Their