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As the bull market rages, Bitcoiners are getting excited about onboarding newcoiners to new Bitcoin products that will inevitably rug pull their users, such as custodial lightning platforms and custodial KYC exchanges. Dan Held commented on the growing discussion by saying, "Getting rug pulled by custodians is just a
Core Scientific and Marathon Digital both expressed erotic pleasure at the news that Bitmain would be classifying certain miners that could hash different cryptocurrency hashing algorithms as "Trans Miners" in order to raise ESG scores for mining companies. Riot Blockchain on the other hand expressed displeasure at the
The FBI has been caught red handed for illegally creating a list of who they deem as the "Most Based" individuals living in the United States. It is illegal for law enforcement agencies to show favoritism towards certain groups of individuals. They are on the other hand allowed
"A vital part of promoting freedom is our vibrant podcasting community. Our mic's must be recording, and ready for memetic moments so that no fiat maxi will be tempted to risk their own destruction," Eisenhower once said. He went on to warn us that there could
"Bitcoin is beating us into submission and we're about ready to give up. That's why we are buying Bitcoin and so should you," Bank of Japan Chief Kazuo Ueda told the Bugle. The Central Bank of Japan has announced it's essentially giving
Article inspired by a news tip from a Bugle Reader Casa announced that they would be hiring white men in order to meet company DEI quotas on Wednesday. "We have been so worried about DEI policies that we have completely neglected to remember that we also still need white
In January of 2022, the NIH gathered together the leading experts on gambling addiction to discuss individuals posting charts on twitter and other social media platforms. NIH Director, Lawrence A. Tabak, D.D.S, Ph.D. stated in a press release regarding the panel of experts, "I am really
News Tip submitted by an anonymous source Infamous Twitter meme gang member, Yellow was revealed this week to have prerecorded Twitter spaces with the intention of having people believe they were live performances. In reality, they were prerecorded cassette tapes he played over Twitter spaces on a daily basis, maliciously
In something reminiscent of a South Park episode Jamie Dimon announced that him and a series of banking executives would be going on strike to protest Bitcoin threatening their jobs. The banking cartel appears to see their actions similar to those of Midas Mulligan in Atlas Shrugged. In reality, the
Zac Prince (Founder of Blockfi) and Whit Gibbs announced this week that they would be starting a new mining and dog washing business together called Crypto Clean. When asked why the weird combination, Gibbs expressed he was mixing two industries together that he had experience in and that dog washing
David Bailey announced that Donald Trump would speaking as a keynote speaker at the Bitmag conference in Nashville. "Donald Trump has done more for Bitcoin than just about any other politicians. He printed absurd amounts of money, continued funding the war machine, and showed people how dangerous it was
The state is necessary for a safe society in the electronic age. Statism is not weakness. Being a statist should fill you with pride and be something that you want the whole world to know. Being a statist is living life as if you have nothing to hide, complying gleefully