Experts Say Trumpism To Eclipse Christianity In The United States By 2025
There is a new religion sweeping across the land called Trumpism, in which worshippers believe that presidential candidate Donald Trump is some sort of Messianic savior, coming to save the statists from other statists. While Trump failed as the messiah the last time he was in office, in the eyes of believes across the land, this time is promised to be different. While some are still skeptical, the religion's rapid growth since the CIA attempted to assassinate the former president has been unprecedented.
Many of the religious faithful are showing their support for the new religion by wearing bandages on their ears that are similar to the one that the former president wore after getting shot at by an attempted CIA assassin. It is fair to assume that the CIA and the cronies that control it are not too fond of the new religion.
Many religious experts are predicting that Trumpism will displace Christianity as the predominate American religion by 2025. The core tenants of the religion include, lack of personal responsibility, donating to political campaigns, posting memes on the internet, wearing red hats, and the general belief that Donald Trump is a savior. Many religious scholars are feeling threatened by the surge in new religious practices, and some are going as far to refer to the former president as an "Antichrist type character."
Bitcoin Nashville put on by Ordinals Magazine (Possibly looking at rebranding to Trump Magazine), is quickly becoming a rally point for the faithful. While believers have experienced persecution in the past, such as the response to the January 6th religious revival, it appears the new religion is growing rapidly in a way that cannot be controlled. Early Christians were persecuted in similar ways as the January 6th worshippers, if not more brutally, but Christians were able to take control of the political institutions and solidify their dominance. In a similar way, Trumpians seek to completely shake up the religious ecosystem.
The Thank God For Bitcoin conference, coinciding around a similar time in Nashville is looking to receive far less attendees as many Christian Bitcoiners are currently in the process of recanting their faith in Christ, opting instead for faith in Trump. Whether this bodes well for America is yet to be seen, but there will likely be religious tensions as there is currently a giant shift happening in American culture.
While there is yet to be an official establishment of a church of Trump, there will likely be applications with the IRS in the near future. Many are jockeying to become a part of the religious hierarchy, with individuals like Elon Musk and Jamie Dimon openly showing their support.
