Fauci Joins Chanalysis Board of Directors, Excited To Once Again Champion The Science
Dr. Anthony Fauci has announced that he will be retiring from public service in order to serve on the board of directors of Chainanalysis, a credentialed and extraordinarily scientific blockchain analysis company. Chainanalysis partners with government agencies in order to put cypherpunks in prison. Some critics of the organization cite that their credentialed science can be questionable, especially surrounding their part in convicting and sentencing Roman Sterlingov.
But to the credentialed experts like Anthony Fauci, Chainanalysis is the Bitcoin standard of private market surveillance tools. On the topic he commented, "I have an incredible amount of experience in manufacturing consent and psychologically torturing the noncompliant. I am the science and I have proven that over decades. As the science, I declare Chainanalysis approved by the science and I am excited to be joining them in order to stamp out noncompliant financial activity."
Many industry experts lauded this as an exciting move as it likely means that the industry will finally get regulator clarity, allow the price of Bitcoin to run up. This is happening as the President Elect is discussing a strategic Bitcoin reserve and Bitcoin readies for a full bull market.
There will likely be more defections from the world of Pharma, government, and other industries into Bitcoin. Preston Pysh commented on the move by saying, "This is just game theory, what can I say."
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had different feelings, and is one of Fauci's fiercest critics, having written a book about his alleged past misdeeds. He states, "Fauci has poisoned everything for years, and he is seeking to do it again. He needs to face accountability instead of continuing to do damage to the Bitcoin industry. People shouldn't have to pay taxes on transaction and the surveillance of normal citizens needs to end. "
To the seasoned Bitcoin podcast listener, this moment is shocking and surreal as the man that had a huge part in the global Covid 19 response is now working with a surveillance firm seeking to assist in the process of putting noncompliant cypherpunks in prison by using "The Science."