Financial Analysts Predict Babylon Bee To File Bankruptcy Following End Of USAID

While having never directly benefited from receiving USAID funding, the Babylon Bee grew in prominence in response to a USAID funded media apparatus. USAID was essentially a front for the CIA to manipulate narratives and fund media organizations such as the New York times and Politico.

As a result of giving CIA agents, who are not particularly smart, the keys to manipulating the larger media apparatus, the public hungered for something that actually represented their values. For some reason, the CIA took a messaging strategy of discriminating against conservative Christian values, alienating a large portion of the population.

At a time when today's based billionaires, such as Mark Andreeson, Zuckerberg, and others were silent, the Babylon Bee took a dissident stance, standing up to the USAID funded monolith which was the American media establishment. Groups such as twitter, under the leadership of Jack Dorsey, and YouTube, under the leadership of the CIA, worked tirelessly to try and stifle The Bee's reach.

This only continued to create loyalty with their audience who continued to be bombarded with CIA propaganda so demoralizing and effective that it made the Soviets look like amateurs. At a time where many were unwilling to speak for risking repercussions, the Babylon Bee stood tall, countering CIA narratives and reporting the news.

New York City based, and Pubkey frequenting, market analyst, James Porkins told the Bugle, "With the loss of USAID, media companies will likely have to compete in the market without shady behind the scenes subsidies, that is until the next variation is formalized. I see the Bee losing major market share, which will mean that they lose significant revenue. Their quality content and video work means that they have a significant overheard, which is hard to carry in a volatile media environment. The loss in CIA media manipulation funding means a loss in an opposition for the Bee to report on. They will have to reinvent themselves."

James also wanted to let people know that he was available for podcast interviews and would be attending the Bitcoin Magazine Conference in Vegas this year.

Between George Soros' death and handoff to his failson Alex, as well as Trump's defunding of the CIA's main avenue to control media narratives, the Bee, which has built a brand on top of reacting to these groups, will have lost many topics to report on. This has financial analysts looking at them with scrutiny.

Twitter financial commenter, Fred Krueger commented on the matter by saying, "The Bee needs to pump and dump a meme coin on retail to keep the lights on now that Trump won." He continued on later to predict that they wouldn't because unlike President Trump, they have Christian morals which prevents them from shitcoining on Solana. What is clear is that if they did launch a meme coin, there would be no way that they could survive the wrath of Twitter sluthes like Pledditor and Dick Whitman, who played key roles in Hailey Welch's (Hauk Tuah Girl) disappearance from the public spotlight.

Others have faith in the leadership of journalistic visionaries such as Seth Dillon. Bugle Writer Maggie Morris commented, "If you're funny or creative, you can still be funny or creative without all the CIA control of media to be made fun of. Maybe the Bee won't be the casualty of partisan politics. They also have the benefit of being able to milk an audience desperate for humor as they are too accustomed to bad jokes from their pastors, and are often afraid to laugh at good jokes they hear outside of the Sunday service for fear that it is sinful to do so."

What is evidentially clear is that the entire American and global media apparatus is being wildly disrupted. While some media companies (cough, cough, New York Times) are losing all of their funding, others such as Bitcoin magazine are being inducted into the Decentralized Deep State 2.0. The only thing clear is that in the new establishment, podcasters and influencers will be welcome.

My hope is that instead of the Bee joining other media companies by getting rolled into the new establishment, that they continue to report the hard hitting news, at least for the sake of their audience, who needs more nonsinful humor in their lives.