In something reminiscent of a South Park episode Jamie Dimon announced that him and a series of banking executives would be going on strike to protest Bitcoin threatening their jobs. The banking cartel appears to see their actions similar to those of Midas Mulligan in Atlas Shrugged. In reality, the
Zac Prince (Founder of Blockfi) and Whit Gibbs announced this week that they would be starting a new mining and dog washing business together called Crypto Clean. When asked why the weird combination, Gibbs expressed he was mixing two industries together that he had experience in and that dog washing
David Bailey announced that Donald Trump would speaking as a keynote speaker at the Bitmag conference in Nashville. "Donald Trump has done more for Bitcoin than just about any other politicians. He printed absurd amounts of money, continued funding the war machine, and showed people how dangerous it was
The state is necessary for a safe society in the electronic age. Statism is not weakness. Being a statist should fill you with pride and be something that you want the whole world to know. Being a statist is living life as if you have nothing to hide, complying gleefully
Ben Justman has reportedly been hospitalized after listening to Higher by Creed over 10,000 times in a row, causing a mental breakdown. Reports were that he was found by his father, rocking back and forth murmuring, "I want to see the golden streets." When his father tried
A small portion of Bitcoiner's have been concerned about the infiltration of fiat maximalists and CIA spooks for some time. Both have the ability to create a tremendous amount of disruption for companies working in the space, as well as users of the network. Infiltrators have the ability
Written by Arkinox Banks from around the world have signed a petition to bitcoin miners and lightning nodes that was made public today. The petition requests that bitcoin miners and lightning nodes (together referred to as "bitcoin network providers") reduce their hours of operation so that both the
Written by Moccamo Zucco What began as a good-faith gesture on the part of Bitcoin Magazine CEO David Bailey to provide a time and place for BREC-20 tokens/ordinal/jpeg critics to protest during the Bitcoin 2024 Conference in Nashville turned ugly this week when a series of leaked tweets
A new report published by VanEck analyst Gabor Gurbacs shows that Bitcoin's famous four year market cycles depend on the release of Dune movies as opposed to Bitcoin's block reward halving, as experts previously believed. Evidence published in the report shows a much higher correlation to
Twitter user, @empty_banks has revealed with a simple price chart that the makers of the space saga, Dune and Dune 2 are secretly controlling the Bitcoin price behind the scenes. While the many people would have expected to hear that Blockstream, Aliens, or the Feds actually control Bitcoin price,
Recently ousted Vanguard CEO Tim Buckley, who announced he was stepping down as the leader of the $7.2 trillion AUM asset manager last week after causing the firm to lose out on millions of dollars in fees by refusing to offer Bitcoin ETFs to the firm's clients,
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Craig Wright has sued the FBI, stating that he was present as a journalist when Donald Trump lead an insurrection against the foundation of our democracy. Wright's suit stated, "The fact that I have not been arrested for performing journalism like a few others have is clear