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Craig Wright has sued the FBI, stating that he was present as a journalist when Donald Trump lead an insurrection against the foundation of our democracy. Wright's suit stated, "The fact that I have not been arrested for performing journalism like a few others have is clear
Washington D.C. – U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren is leading the charge for price controls on Bitcoin as the cryptocurrency price has surged to over $67,000 today. Senator Warren is calling on Coinbase, and all other exchanges that sell Bitcoin, to lower prices or else face federal regulation in
$58k gang is pivoting, following a tweet by @SatoshiDeniz saying that, "We will never go below $58k again." Deniz proposed adjusting the meme gang's dollar name for inflation to $156k Gang temporarily. This adjustment would allow the gang to be relevant for a short time before
Overall trust in journalism has skyrocketed following the launch of the Bugle in 2023, prompting a complete reversal of a downward trend in trust for media. Nielson ratings applauded the Bugle for, "Raising the bar for the whole industry," and "Bringing new and exciting ideas to an
"While Bitcoin is a technology that can circumvent the rent seekers, it is time that we orange pill the rent seekers and forgive them of their horrible crimes against humanity. Everyone including pedophiles, war criminals and thieves need Bitcoin. Toxicity is holding us back," Saylor told an audience
The popular 90's alternative rock band Creed has announced that they would be releasing an ordinals set to celebrate the start of the next Bitcoin bull market. The set will be called op_Bullrun. A spokesperson for the band told the Bugle that Bitcoiner interest in their music
The makers of Ozempic, a popular weight loss drug which is just as a safe and effective as the Covid 19 vaccine, are reportedly upset with American Communists who are threatening their marketshare for weight loss. Communism is an ideology that promotes strict controls over the means of production, leading
The Bitcoin rewards debit card provider Fold announced today that it would be halving the rewards users earn from spinning the wheel on their Fold mobile app in solidarity with Bitcoin's block reward halving this April. Founder Will Reeves announced Fold's halving will occur when Bitcoin&
Bitcoin has been experiencing a short squeeze this week, causing massive pain for hedge funds that were shorting the coin. Fortunately, instead of liquidating America's favorite criminals, Coinbase and Fidelity shut down trading in order to stop the rapid price appreciation of the asset. While many macro thinkboys
San Salvador – In his first term, El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele produced extraordinary change for his crime plagued country. His criminal justice focus and gang crackdowns brought the murder rate in El Salvador down to Gary, Indiana levels much to Salvadoran citizens delight. Now the newly elected Millennial
Tucker Carlson announced the release of his new Bitcoin podcast titled, "What Bitcoin Does" this morning as Bitcoin ripped past $60k, making him the world's biggest Bitcoin podcaster. Carlson is an independent journalist, primarily reporting on Twitter, blowing away the ratings over mainstream media agencies such
Coinbase announced a major new public resource it describes as the "Blockchain Yellow Pages" in a release earlier today. The Blockchain Yellow Pages is a public searchable database of all current and former customers' names and businesses as well as their associated on-chain addresses across dozens of