Bitcoin has been experiencing a short squeeze this week, causing massive pain for hedge funds that were shorting the coin. Fortunately, instead of liquidating America's favorite criminals, Coinbase and Fidelity shut down trading in order to stop the rapid price appreciation of the asset. While many macro thinkboys
San Salvador – In his first term, El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele produced extraordinary change for his crime plagued country. His criminal justice focus and gang crackdowns brought the murder rate in El Salvador down to Gary, Indiana levels much to Salvadoran citizens delight. Now the newly elected Millennial
Tucker Carlson announced the release of his new Bitcoin podcast titled, "What Bitcoin Does" this morning as Bitcoin ripped past $60k, making him the world's biggest Bitcoin podcaster. Carlson is an independent journalist, primarily reporting on Twitter, blowing away the ratings over mainstream media agencies such
Coinbase announced a major new public resource it describes as the "Blockchain Yellow Pages" in a release earlier today. The Blockchain Yellow Pages is a public searchable database of all current and former customers' names and businesses as well as their associated on-chain addresses across dozens of
Miami – MicroStrategy CEO and outspoken Bitcoin Proponent Michael Saylor apparently got "58k Gang" tattooed on his rear end during a reportedly wild Miami yacht party to celebrate Bitcoin reaching $58,000 for the first time in over two years. Photos of Saylor's tattoo made their way
Ukraine's top spy chief stated that the Covid 19 vaccine killed Vladimir Putin's main political rival, Alexei Navalny. The Kremlin's initial report was that he died of a blood clot, and not of foul play. Embalmers found strange clumps in his blood, similar to
Dennis Porter and Peter McCormack have banned together in order cure insomnia by releasing the most boring podcast episode ever recorded. Listeners have complained that while attempting to listen to the article they would involuntarily fall asleep due to boredom. One listener crashed his car into the side of the
Shares of the Bitcoin Pins, Stickers & Apparel company BTC Pins have surged in the first quarter of 2024 as politicians around the country ramp up pandering to potential voters in what is sure to be the biggest election, in terms of marketing spend, ever. Over the last three years
Riyadh – The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has legalized private ownership and trading of Bitcoin, the Saudi Ministry of Finance announced today. The announcement comes after several mixed messages but no official laws regarding Bitcoin in the Kingdom over the last several years. Minutes released by the Finance Ministry detailing the
Rockdale, Texas – RIOT Blockchain hired small 3d Printing business CryptoCloaks to help make its Rockdale, Texas mining facility look like a large Black Lives Matter Protest in an attempt to get the federal government to stop targeting its business. RIOT also announced a lawsuit against the federal government which demanded
Nashville – Traditional transaction activists from Just Stop Ordinals have announced plans to protest at the Bitcoin 2024 Conference July 25-27 in Nashville, Tennessee organized by Bitcoin Magazine, who they say are to blame for the spam clogging the mempool and Bitcoin blocks. "No one can call Bitcoin Magazine a
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