Ukraine's top spy chief stated that the Covid 19 vaccine killed Vladimir Putin's main political rival, Alexei Navalny. The Kremlin's initial report was that he died of a blood clot, and not of foul play. Embalmers found strange clumps in his blood, similar to
Dennis Porter and Peter McCormack have banned together in order cure insomnia by releasing the most boring podcast episode ever recorded. Listeners have complained that while attempting to listen to the article they would involuntarily fall asleep due to boredom. One listener crashed his car into the side of the
Shares of the Bitcoin Pins, Stickers & Apparel company BTC Pins have surged in the first quarter of 2024 as politicians around the country ramp up pandering to potential voters in what is sure to be the biggest election, in terms of marketing spend, ever. Over the last three years
Riyadh – The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has legalized private ownership and trading of Bitcoin, the Saudi Ministry of Finance announced today. The announcement comes after several mixed messages but no official laws regarding Bitcoin in the Kingdom over the last several years. Minutes released by the Finance Ministry detailing the
Rockdale, Texas – RIOT Blockchain hired small 3d Printing business CryptoCloaks to help make its Rockdale, Texas mining facility look like a large Black Lives Matter Protest in an attempt to get the federal government to stop targeting its business. RIOT also announced a lawsuit against the federal government which demanded
Nashville – Traditional transaction activists from Just Stop Ordinals have announced plans to protest at the Bitcoin 2024 Conference July 25-27 in Nashville, Tennessee organized by Bitcoin Magazine, who they say are to blame for the spam clogging the mempool and Bitcoin blocks. "No one can call Bitcoin Magazine a
Written by Finn Davidoff in collaboration with @techcryptive’ In order to understand Bitcoin Clubhouse, we thought the best place to start was inside Florida Bitcoin’s (X: @Florida_Btc) Vape Shop, where the vortex of vapor clouds and virtual currency meet. You see, almost every typical ‘early Bitcoiner’ has a
Disruptive KYC Bitcoin exchange Strike has announced that they would be raising $200m in a Series D fundraising round, in order to hire memers to make watermarked gifs and memes on all the platforms. "It's the beginning of the bull market, and we need all Bitcoin related
#BlackHistoryMonth is a time to remember the impact of different Black Markets through history. Bitcoin enables a brilliant agora in which individuals can transact freely without obstruction from gay DC feds. It is important to highlight and remember times where the state was circumvented and dream of how we may
Written by Benjamin Bitcoin A startling secret has been uncovered about the Rubin’s Reubens Collective. After Shinobi accidentally sent a direct message on X as a tweet discussing an embezzlement scheme and plans to open a sandwich shop, the Bugle did some good ol’ fashioned investigative journalism. A few
The European Central Bank has created some waves this week, upsetting the European Union as a result of saying that citizens no longer have to pay taxes on Bitcoin capital gains or income because the currency's true value is $0. The EU responded harshly to the central bank
Wall Street – BlackRock is scrambling to come up with enough Bitcoin to back it's massively successful new Bitcoin ETF as Bitcoin supply available on exchanges and OTC Desks dwindle despite in-flows remaining steady. Speculation that BlackRock or some other ETF custodian may be sourcing Bitcoin from Bisq, a