Bitcoin is finally pumping after a painful bear market, and the spouses of Bitcoiners everywhere are bracing for an absolutely terrible Valentines day. Wives (and the 7 husbands of the 7 women in Bitcoin) are bracing to have to listen to talks of the supercycle, ETF approval, absolute scarcity, auditable
President Joe Biden, or the handlers that control him, have announced that he will be starting a Bitcoin podcast to discuss proper use of Bitcoin block space, as well as preventing the use of the monetary network from being used to avoid the sanctions he is imposing. The move follows
Bitcoiner's everywhere are DDOSing everyone's Twitter/Nostr feeds by posting pictures of Jack Dorsey wearing a shirt that says Satoshi. Each post has their own unique spin on what Dorsey was doing as the Super Sportsball on Sunday. Some claim Dorsey was discussing Satoshi Action Fund
The IRS has announced that due to a clerical mistake, millions of tax filers tax returns have been sent to US military contractors which will send weapons to Ukraine and that the refunds would no longer be processed. The tax collection and harassment agency sent letters to those impacted by
In no way is the Bugle seeking to promote or condone activities like this as that is dangerous and generally a bad idea. Coercion is supposed to be a one way street with politicians threatening civilians, not civilians threatening politicians. A new and troubling betting market is quickly emerging, as
We all have that theoretical hill that we say we will die on, seeing as you are still alive and have not yet made the ultimate sacrifice on top a hill. Many of us feel the call to plant our flags and make our stand as the encroachment of regulators,
Bedford, U.K. – In a recent episode of the highly popular What Bitcoin Did podcast host Peter McCormack, looking strikingly gaunt and thin according to fans, announced a new exclusive sponsor: the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. The Novo-Nordisk developed drug will replace WBD sponsor staples like Iris Energy, River, Swan,
This article was inspired by a loyal reader and fanboy. Pfizer has released a groundbreaking study disproving that vaccines cause autism in kids, and found that Bitcoin is a higher contributor, sparking calls to put restrictions on Bitcoin exposure for kids. The study followed the effects of primary school aged
Dick measuring is an incredibly important part of journalism, as there needs to be a clear established pecking order of who the alpha journos are. Unfortunately, view count and ratings are not sufficient ways to measure who the top journalists are. Today, society has been thrown into chaos as previous
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One of the greatest state propagandists of all time has been pronounced dead of stomach cancer, marking the end of an era for the geographical jurisdiction known commonly as the United States. What was once a nation, proud of it's military intervention abroad, has now devolved into a
San Salvador – Standing on the balcony of the National Palace in the capital, Salvadorean President Nayib Bukele, addressed the jubilant citizens of El Salvador below. "We will make affordable Bitcoin block space a fundamental human right for all Salvadorans!", he proclaimed. The crowd roared. After winning the Presidential
The boomers of the cryptocurrency industry are criticizing the Solana Blockchain for excessive downtime, as the decentralized blockchain is paused by their developers from time to time to allow the chain to experience sick and mental health days. Said boomers are referring to Solana as the "Millennial cryptocurrency"