We all have that theoretical hill that we say we will die on, seeing as you are still alive and have not yet made the ultimate sacrifice on top a hill. Many of us feel the call to plant our flags and make our stand as the encroachment of regulators,
Bedford, U.K. – In a recent episode of the highly popular What Bitcoin Did podcast host Peter McCormack, looking strikingly gaunt and thin according to fans, announced a new exclusive sponsor: the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. The Novo-Nordisk developed drug will replace WBD sponsor staples like Iris Energy, River, Swan,
This article was inspired by a loyal reader and fanboy. Pfizer has released a groundbreaking study disproving that vaccines cause autism in kids, and found that Bitcoin is a higher contributor, sparking calls to put restrictions on Bitcoin exposure for kids. The study followed the effects of primary school aged
Dick measuring is an incredibly important part of journalism, as there needs to be a clear established pecking order of who the alpha journos are. Unfortunately, view count and ratings are not sufficient ways to measure who the top journalists are. Today, society has been thrown into chaos as previous
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One of the greatest state propagandists of all time has been pronounced dead of stomach cancer, marking the end of an era for the geographical jurisdiction known commonly as the United States. What was once a nation, proud of it's military intervention abroad, has now devolved into a
San Salvador – Standing on the balcony of the National Palace in the capital, Salvadorean President Nayib Bukele, addressed the jubilant citizens of El Salvador below. "We will make affordable Bitcoin block space a fundamental human right for all Salvadorans!", he proclaimed. The crowd roared. After winning the Presidential
The boomers of the cryptocurrency industry are criticizing the Solana Blockchain for excessive downtime, as the decentralized blockchain is paused by their developers from time to time to allow the chain to experience sick and mental health days. Said boomers are referring to Solana as the "Millennial cryptocurrency"
In a ground breaking email leak, it has not only been determined that queen Elizabeth is alive, controlling King Charles from behind the scenes, but also that she is working with Donald Trump and Jamie Dimon to pull strings to "make Tether win." While the emails did not
CEO of BlackRock, and board member of the World Economic Forum, Larry Fink has expressed concern that many world leaders are recruiting too many Anarchocapitalists. "The problem with ancaps is that they are much harder to control because they actually engage in behaviors that delegitimize the state, as well
A man from Tampa Florida was arrested early February 2nd by the FBI at the behest of the DOJ after he registered his S9 with the EIA, which is another arm of the bureaucratic leviathan under the umbrella of the Department of Justice. The man registered his miner after the
The Department of Energy announced that they would be exploring the possibility of bringing democracy and nation building to the American Bitcoin mining space. The first part of allowing them the ability to do this is getting a detailed registry of all miners operating within the US. Some are calling
Bitcoin companies are banding together to form a coalition to sign onto angry letters written to regulators like FINCen and the EIA. VC group Ten31 is heading up what they are calling the "Bitcoin Typing Coalition" or BTC for short. The goal of the group is to generate