On a recent Twitter (Xer?) Space, BTC Inc. CEO and spam enjoyer David Bailey admonishes everyone to "just let the free market work." In an age where cryptocurrency debates are as volatile as the markets themselves, David Bailey, CEO of BTC Inc., recently took to Twitter Spaces to
The SEC has officially released a statement on their website saying that they will be denying all ETF approvals. Their reasoning for the rejection is the market manipulation witnessed by the SEC Twitter account falsely tweeting that the ETF had been approved. Gary Gensler was quick to point out that
Full Headline: 13 Families Announce Plan To Sell Trillions In Ancestral Gold, Cuneiform Tablets, And All Books From The Great Library of Alexandria For BlackRock Bitcoin IBIT ETF Through sources in the military industrial complex and the fashion industry we have confirmed all 13 families willcustody their new acquisition with
The US Department of Agriculture is launching a new war on raw milk, targeting Amish farmers around the United States. The government agency is throwing it's hat in the ring to be the new premier agency to fill prisons around the country, as the War on Drugs continues
Boeing has produced a new variant of the 737 airliner called the "737 Not Suck" that reportedly has had zero issues. Boeing stock soared on the news, which prompted Jim Cramer to speculate that the price increase would be short lived, only carrying the stock higher. The biggest
Bitcoin has officially ossified as everyone across every platform has blocked each other, making it impossible for users to ever come to consensus on any issue. The ossification started when Peter Todd blocked Luke Dash Jr, which then turned into a "block chain" where different developers blocked each
The Bitcoin Magazine Conference has announced that they will be featuring an "influencer auction house" at their upcoming conference in Nashville. The purpose of the auction house is for influencers to maximize their potential earnings by having Bitcoin companies compete to be the highest bidder in order to
This article was submitted as a news tip by a Bugle Readerc Earlier this weekIt has been revealed that the much-fabled 'Orange Pill'—the ultimate Bitcoin indoctrination tool—doesn't necessarily have to be administered as an uncomfortable, albeit colorfully vibrant, suppository. The groundbreaking discovery comes as
The brilliant luminary Fred Krueger has taken relationship advice to a whole new level suggesting that instead of men having their wife live them, they should have their wife live with her boyfriend because it is essentially the same thing. Why he felt compelled to share this relationship advice likely
Gary Gensler has received a lot of criticism today after the SEC announced they would only be approving Black Rock's Bitcoin ETF, while denying all the rest. Gensler took to Twitter to defend the SEC's ruling by saying, "While most American's think that
We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports. — Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) January 5, 2024 Nikki Haley, who currently resides with Shrek deep in the swamp, has been advocating for TSA to operate at public schools across the country. She is concerned that children are able
"At the end of the day, committing war crimes is the glue that holds the politicians of this country together. It is one of the few things that allows us to cross the isle. There is nothing that brings media pundits together like advocating for war on false pretenses,