Wallet of Satoshi has announced that they would stop serving US customers while they redesign the app in an attempt to rebrand to appease FinCEN. There will be two major changes in the rebrand. The first one is the rename, in order to honor and attempt to appease Janet Yellen&
Tallahassee, FL – Celebration descended into disaster at the Grisham household this year when what began as a typical Thanksgiving dinner erupted into anger and arguing when a son-in-law showed up wearing a Swan Bitcoin branded trucker hat. While the majority of the guests, most of whom were not aware of
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On Tuesday, it was announced that Changpeng Zhao "CZ" would be stepping down as CEO of Binance. On Wednesday, Open AI, which is the company behind Chat GPT, announced that they had entered into talks with CZ to replace former CEO Sam Altman. Open AI is currently in
Changpeng Zhao (CZ), CEO and founder of Binance has agreed to plead guilty to violating criminal U.S. anti-money-laundering requirements, in a deal that may preserve the company’s ability to continue operating. The deal includes $4.3 billion in fines, some of which will go towards a new campaign
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The United States Department of Justice has come to a settlement agreement with popular shitcoin casino, Binance. Part of the agreement includes a $4.3B settlement for breaking US AML laws, as well as selling unregistered securities. The other part of the agreement is for founder, Chanpeng "CZ"
Has there ever been a more important time to orange pill your family? This year turkey is up over 45% in price compared to last year. Since last thanksgiving, you have watched your family's wealth get inflated away, and things would be radically different for everyone if they
All the socials that Bitcoiners use have been filled with individuals hopelessly simping for just elected Argentinian president, Javier Milei. Simping is nothing new for Bitcoiners, and is well respected past time for many of the most influential influencers. Max Keiser, a visionary when it comes to simping, is making
The Pentagon has successfully passed an internal audit after failing it for years. While many of the expenses cannot be described thoroughly due to classification, they at least were able to justify where and why the funds were going to different places. The passing of the audit opens up the
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Imagine you have the most powerful technology in the world with the potential to disrupt the entire financial order and eliminate central banking? What would be the proper direction to take? Well it's obvious that the only step forward is to sell out. Why should you buy into
FinCEN, which stands for the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, has expressed concern that people's digital identities are difficult to track and need to be verified with DNA, rather than previously accepted identification processes. The roll out of the proposed requirements would be for what FinCEN classifies as high
This article was written based off a news tip from a reader Swan has been making the best of the Bitcoin bear market. There are 3 imperatives of a bear market which are fighting, stacking and building. Swan has mostly been fighting, but now they are looking at doing some
GOP Presidential hopeful Nikki Haley doubled down on her comments regarding abolishing anonymous social media accounts which went viral this week. Not only does she stand behind the comments, she detailed plans to accomplish her proposed social media reforms. The plans include targeting and eliminating a list of specific anonymous