The Walt Disney Company is buying Andreessen Horowitz (A16z), a private American venture capital firm, it announced in a joint public statement Wednesday. Disney views A16z as a path to growth in tech and financial markets. CEO Bob Iger told The Bugle he is excited to expand Disney's
San Francisco – California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered homeless San Franciscans to be sent to Alcatraz in an effort to clean up the city's streets and give the appearance of order ahead of Chinese President Xi Jinping's visit to the city, according to a new report. The
Parents around the country are growing concerned as more and more schools are failing to teach their kids basic skills such as reading and writing. Instead, these schools are hyper focused on teaching children communist ideology. One 5th grade teacher in San Francisco brought in a tattoo artist to give
Hillary Clinton memes will now be designated as weapons of mass destruction, and will be regulated by the ATF. The regulatory agency cites the potential for memes to threaten the foundations of our democracy by spreading dangerous misinformation that will be rebunked 6 months after an initial debunk. The main
Moody's credit rating agency, famous for failing to properly rate mortgage backed securities in 2008, has now officially downgraded the US federal government from stable to negative. The agency is reported to be having a spat with Janet Yellen and the treasury department after Yellen refused to give
London – NVK, creator of the popular Bitcoin hardware wallet ColdCard, was arrested Friday over an alleged plot to convert the world famous Elizabeth Tower landmark in London to a Bitcoin BlockClock. The clock tower, nicknamed Big Ben, which was completed in the mid 19th century has been an analogue clock
Cointelegraph has reported that Gary Gensler has announced that the SEC would be approving an Ethereum spot ETF before they consider approving a Bitcoin spot ETF. The announcement has caused chaos in the cryptocurrency world as many people had been betting on a Bitcoin ETF first. The SEC has cited
Detroit, MI – The Currency Exchange located in the Detroit Metro Airport (DTW) is out of Canadian Dollars. The situation has left Canadian travelers, many of whom transit through the airport on their way to their final U.S. destinations, frustrated and unable to convert U.S. Dollars to Canadian Dollars
A new emerging market has been developing as Bitcoiners are looking for new ways to stack Bitcoin. Many have already sold all their worldly possessions in order to stack, and are running out of ways to acquire more corn. At a loss of what to do, many are looking to
Amidst a flurry of controversy and skepticism, George, known in the crypto circles as @__overflow_ and a staunch Bitcoin maximalist, has announced the launch of Cardinals, his latest brainchild. This peculiar venture surfaces following his vocal criticism of Dylan LeClair (@DylanLeClair_), a Bitcoin investment analyst, for his alleged involvement with
Canada is full of a bunch of losers who hate truck drivers. There's only a couple of cool ones there, but one of the cool ones is a hoser with a blonde streak through his hair. Canada is governed by a communist loser, and hasn't had
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Both Republicans and Democrats in both houses of congress have passed a bill extending term limits beyond death. Part of the bill also includes a $30k a year stipend for memory care. Politicians that are deceased, but still wish to remain in office, have the opportunity to have their bodies