Last month the United Nations published a report titled Impacts of Mining Bitcoin on Water, Environment & Land, a striking indictment of Bitcoin's energy use and second order effects which, according to the UN and a Doge coin historian known as Digiconomist who works for the Dutch Central
In a world where the term "liquid assets" has taken on a whole new meaning, the California Cryobank, America's most prolific purveyor of paternal potential, is reportedly on the verge of a liquidity crisis. Yes, dear reader, the very institution that has long stood as a
The state of the world has everyone a little wound up right now as all the politicians seem hell bent on starting World War 3. After two world wars have devastated that planet, you would think that humanity would be smart enough to avoid a third one, but at this
The Federal Reserve has sued Ron Paul for alleged copyright and trademark infringement. The lawsuit claims that Paul has been selling merchandise, books, and monetizing his personality by using the Federal Reserve as a rallying point. The lawsuit claims that's Paul's alleged copyright infringement has brought
The Federal Reserve, in a move that would make Kafka blush and Adam Smith rotate briskly in his grave, has decided to fight fire with a flamethrower, as it were, by enlisting none other than Barbara Streisand to quash a burgeoning branding brouhaha. After Bitcoin Magazine received a stern wrist
As the jury decision was read to a packed courtroom of eager reporters and clicking cameras, SBF, the once famed effectively altruistic vegan, sank further and further into his chair. The verdict was returned and the room breathed a long sigh, guilty on all seven counts. Judge Gracie Mercy, renowned
Will Clemente has made a bold prediction that stablecoin value will out pace Bitcoin value in the coming bull cycle. This is a bold prediction seeing as stable coin value is pegged to the dollar, which rapidly loses purchasing power over time. If his prediction were to come true, it
The Bitcoin mining industry is being thrown into chaos as a Canadian man has been arrested for heating his home with an Antminer S9. The man posted a video of his setup on Twitter which lead to law enforcement visiting his home and arresting him. He faces up to 3
Bitcoiners are looking for ways to get autism after Mandrik tweeted that it was the best way to survive autism. This trend shows that individuals are fed up with Bitcoin refusing to moon and make everyone rich. The tweet appears to be a rallying cry for Bitcoiners to flaunt their
In a play similar to Belle Delphine, a prolific egirl, Michael Saylor has began selling his bathwater to hysterical fans for extraordinary prices. Not only does one get a 8 oz vial of bathwater, they also get an ordinal to go with it. Saylor is partnering with Bitcoin Magazine on
The world is changing, and the spooks are attempting to determine where they now fit into it all. This week, Michael Saylor organized the spookiest halloween party by inviting the usual suspects over to discuss subverting the Bitcoin community in new and creative ways. Garry Kasperov and Alex Gladstein discussed
In a move that can only be described as "delightfully ironic," Nic Carter, the crypto influencer, investor, and self-proclaimed "Rising Star" of the digital currency world, has teamed up with Arkham Intel to combat the ever-persistent Fake News that seems to plague Bitcoin and, more importantly,