A rare disease called Poliosis seems to be impacting influencers across multiple mediums. The disease turns a streak of the infected persons hair a different color, but seems to have no influence on cognitive performance. Many people thought that the disease was a voluntary hair choice after BTCSessions colored Nico&
While US politicians argue about how many billions in aid should go to Israel for its effort to combat Hamas militants in Gaza, Israel is done waiting. Instead, they've started earning Bitcoin by shilling referral links for Swan Bitcoin via their Swan Force referral program. The U.S.
A new study by the Texas Blockchain council has found alarming rates of erectile dysfunction in Bitcoiners who vote as the result of extremely low testosterone. The study found that 76.3% of voters who claimed to be Bitcoiners could not achieve an erection with assistance from either Testosterone replacement
The Libertarian Party has done it folks! They have managed to find a group of presidential candidates even less compelling than Jo Jorgenson. As the United States continues to spiral out of control into a totalitarian nightmare, the party of liberty continues to hit an all time high of being
Peter Schiff has filed bankruptcy after Bitcoiners hang up the towel and stopped engaging with his tweets. His firm Schiff Gold stopped getting free marketing, and as a result had a massive decline in sales. Schiff has traditionally done well selling his gold rocks or paper versions of gold rocks
Bitcoin Magazine has hired Jim Cramer to do a full time show on Bitcoin in order to make the price go into a super cycle. The show will be broadcasted on YouTube and will be called "Mad Hard Money." Cramer's role will be to continuously make
Airstrip One, Oceana - October 23, 2023 A new, Minitrue sanctioned, "response" to George Orwell's seminal work, 1984, has been released. Titled "Julia," this so-called feminist reimagining is penned by Sandra Newman. But one can't help but wonder: is this truly a
Elon Musk has announced that Twitter will be rate limiting Bitcoiners every time Bitcoin increases by more than 10% in a day. "I'm tired of my entire feed being filled with bulltards. I know we messed up by not having a higher Bitcoin balance in the Tesla
Senator Elizabeth Warren (D - Pocahontas) has found herself in a rather embarrassing predicament. After passionately penning a letter demanding swift action on the alleged use of cryptocurrency to fund Hamas, and rallying over 100 of her colleagues to rally behind her cause, she was met with a rather inconvenient
Me Saying Bitcoin in October 2023 pic.twitter.com/4xLJVzBAD4 — Frankie MacDonald (@frankiemacd) October 24, 2023 Internet personality, Frankie MacDonald has caused a rush to buy Bitcoin after he tweeted a video of him shouting the word Bitcoin. Markets rallied 11% following the posting of his video. Both Coinbase and
Washington, DC - October 23, 2023 FinCEN, the Financial Criminal Extortion Network, is working tirelessly to protect the interests of its Dons**. The organization, which has always claimed itself to be a beacon of transparency and trustworthiness, has taken another step to ensure that the average Joe and Jane can&
There is a strange phenomenon on Bitcoin twitter where individuals continue to applaud political elections as if they were fair and real. Right now as we speak, Argentina is having the most fair and secure election since Joe Biden was elected into office in 2020. A handful of people, but