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On Tuesday morning, Bitcoin exchange River, announced it would be declining any transactions coming from JP Morgan Chase. River is well known for being the only "Bitcoin Only" exchange to have not used the now defunct Prime Trust for their back end. CEO Alex Leishman announced that the
In a world where the Federal Reserve's decisions are as predictable as a squirrel on caffeine, the Custodia v. Federal Reserve Board of Governors case has provided a delightful spectacle of bureaucratic gymnastics. Our thorough analysis reveals that the Fed's worries stem from an unconscious belief
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Bitmain has once again disrupted the mining industry by announcing the launch of their "Quantum Miner" at their conference this week in Hong Kong. This is the first miner that Bitmain has produced that is not an ASIC and computes on an entirely different platform. The company has
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the Federal Reserve's interest rate setting body, the Federal Open Market Committee, met today and decided to... well, do absolutely nothing. It's as if they all gathered around a large mahogany table, exchanged pleasantries, and then collectively decided
Libertarian Bitcoiner: An individual who has read more Mises and Rothbard than is responsible. They believe in the abolition of the Federal Reserve through competing currencies. The only way to eliminate or minimize government is through the political process. Being a libertarian is tough, but being a libertarian bitcoiner is
OTTAWA, September 19, 2023 - Canadian Prime Minister Justin "Fidelito" Trudeau has declared war. Not on the rising cost of living, mind you, but on the alarming rate at which the average Canadian's belt size is expanding. "Canada is facing a dual crisis," Trudeau
"Apple is reducing carbon emissions globally. Our phones are shortening lifespans across the globe as a result of their EMF. We are reducing the population, and therefore carbon emissions as well," Tim Cook told an actress playing "mother nature" in an incredibly cringy promotional video. Apple&
September 18, 2023 Senator Elizabeth Warren (D - Pocahontas) has once again taken to her soapbox, this time to renew her calls to crack down on Americans' rights to hold their own crypto assets. One might wonder if she's been sipping a bit too much of the
Stackchain, a popular trend that happened in 2021/2022, when a bunch of midwits started posting $25 Bitcoin buy screenshots on Twitter, has been coopted by a LGBTQ activist group called "Pump Gay Bags Only." The group PGBO was founded to try and manipulate stocks of companies that
As soon as the Orange Pill App launched, users began demanding that the app incorporate features to help members of the Bitcoin ecosystem date each other. "Bitcoin Twitter just hasn't worked out as a dating platform for me," said host of Between Two ASICs, Channing Tatum.
A meme gang is a loose federation of individuals who place text on top of pictures and videos in order to convey a propagandic message. The federation serves as a way to mutually share content, but also for mutual protection. Memers by themselves have been picked off by ruthless opponents
Paul Sztorc, the infamous creator of Bitcoin Improvement Proposal (BIP) 300, has officially announced that he is running for President of the United States. The goal of the campaign appears to be to raise awareness of his BIP. The move sparks controversy as this marks the first time someone attempted