In a bold move to further cement his reputation as a visionary leader, Donald Trump has proposed a new plan for foreign aid: from now on, all U.S. foreign aid will go to Israel, and it will be paid exclusively in Bitcoin. Because, as Trump explained, "Israel is
The American Psychiatric Association is deeply concerned that as selection season kicks into full gear, more and more Americans are falling into the mental illness called Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). This serious illness is defined as, "Having delusions about the former president such as having selective memory about his
BIP: 432 Layer: Consensus (Hard Fork) Title: HODL Tax Author: Richard Greaser thebitcoinbugle@protonmail.com.com Comments-Summary: No Comments Yet Status: Draft Type: Informational Created: 2024-07-31 License: BSD-3-Clause Post History: None but I’m a credentialed journalist Abstract This Bitcoin Improvement Proposal (BIP) suggests implementing an inactivity fee for Bitcoin
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Last week during the Bitcoin 2024 Conference in Nashville, a shocking event was witnessed by an anonymous source. Terrence Yang, formerly of Swan Bitcoin, was caught trying to sell Ordinals in the men’s bathroom. https://x.com/_podconf/status/1818369307262525532 After the news was broken on the Bugle Weekly
In an effort to incentivize more women to Bitcoin the top Bitcoin mining pools announced Thursday nights will be Ladies Night starting on August 1st. Female Bitcoiners will receive 1 free high priority transaction and a fee rate of 10 sats/vbyte on any and all subsequent transactions they make.
Nashville – Dozens of Transportation Security Administration (TSA) employees assigned to the Nashville Music City Center for Bitcoin 2024 were orange pilled this weekend. Bitcoin podcasters say this is a very bullish development as newly orange pilled agents are likely to begin orange pilling their colleagues as well as captive passengers
Dear compliant bitcoiners, Now that PODCONF has disapproved me, I believe it is time for me to reveal my true identity. I am a long time member of an underground DEI-terrorist organization called, Young A-Sexual Queers Using Ecash to Eat NumberGoUp (YASQUEEN). My real name is Neon Nyx and I
This week Margot Paez of the Bitcoin Policy Institute proposed a new Bitcoin conference targeted towards Bitcoiners from oppressed and underrepresented groups, such as sex workers, political activists, domestic abuse victims, ethnic minorities, and members of the LGBTQ community. Members of these groups suffer the largest degree of exclusion and
Nashville, Tennessee – A massive Bitcoin Conference afterparty was shut down early by the Nashville Fire Marshal on Friday night after police received a phone tip from independent journalist who goes by Pledditor on X (Formerly Twitter). The non-compliant party, organized by a group called Taproot Wizards, took place Friday night
It has been revealed that Amanda Fabiano has been nominated for director of the Secret Service following Kiberly Cheatle's resignation, following the attempted assassination attempt on the former president. While she has not yet been confirmed for the role, she did get the role as lead security detail
The Messianic leader of the new Trumpianity religion sweeping the nation has sold the suit he was shot in to David Bailey for 700 BTC, valued at roughly 47 million USDT. Bailey reports that he plans to wear the suit to the conference, despite it being far too large for
There is a new religion sweeping across the land called Trumpism, in which worshippers believe that presidential candidate Donald Trump is some sort of Messianic savior, coming to save the statists from other statists. While Trump failed as the messiah the last time he was in office, in the eyes