Pornhub to Acquire Shuttered FTX, Launch Exchange Services
Popular website Pornhub has announced that it will be acquiring shuttered exchange FTX and launching a Bitcoin-only exchange service called Cornhub. The move is seen as a way for users to participate in the expanding camgirl market, while aligning with Pornhub's long term vision of getting fucked repeatedly.
Roger Ilynovic, a spokesperson for Pornhub, said, "We are excited to be expanding into the Bitcoin exchange market with Cornhub. This will give our users a new way to participate in the camgirl market, while also providing them with a safe and secure platform for buying and selling Bitcoin. Really there are only so many MILF or BBC videos we can source per day, so we see this as an option to expand upon our mission of fucking as many people as possible."
Candi Redd, a top 100 camgirl on Pornhub, said, "This is great news for us cam girls. We can now offer our viewers a way to buy Bitcoin and support us in a whole new way while fucking them financially. I can't wait to see what this will do for our industry. Day after day I get a bit tired of the same row of horse cocks and double headed dildos, so adding financial services to my offering is a big win."
Anders Agassi, a spokesperson for FTX, said, "We are excited to be partnering with Pornhub and to be a part of this new venture. We believe that this will be a great opportunity for our customers to get shafted in a whole new way, and frankly we've dabbled in the hard fucking industry and are looking for a way out."
The news of Cornhub has already generated a lot of buzz among Pornhub users, with many expressing excitement about the new platform. One anonymous user said, "I can't wait to start trading Bitcoin on Cornhub. This is going to be a game-changer. I've been getting fucked for years by these girls, and Bitcoin price action only turns me on more."
However, the move has also raised concerns about the intersection of adult content and financial services. Some experts are worried that Cornhub could become a haven for money laundering or other illicit activities.
In response to these concerns, Ilynovic said, "We take our responsibility as a financial services provider very seriously. We will be implementing strict KYC and AML measures to ensure that our platform is safe and secure for all users. We also have a new Stroke Identification service that will ensure no unauthorized users are sending or receiving funds."
Cornhub is set to launch in Q3 2023, and it remains to be seen how successful the platform will be. However, the move by Pornhub is just the latest example of the increasing mainstream adoption of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.
