Psychiatrists Are Concerned As Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Sweeping The Nation

The American Psychiatric Association is deeply concerned that as selection season kicks into full gear, more and more Americans are falling into the mental illness called Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). This serious illness is defined as, "Having delusions about the former president such as having selective memory about his past actions, or beliefs about him that are not accurate."

Strangely enough, while the majority of psychiatrists agree that TDS is a serious problem, there appears to be a split between the psychiatric community on what the exact symptoms are. One group of shrinks, headquartered in San Francisco, believes that TDS means forgetting his racist past, Russian collusion, and undermining our sacred democracy on January 6th are primary symptoms of the disorder. Another group believes that TDS is believing in woke ideology, continuing to wear masks, and hating Donald Trump to the point where they experience physical discomfort at the mere mention of his name.

Both groups believe the treatment to Trump Derangement Syndrome is surveillance, management of misinformation, and other actions taken to reinforce democracy. While the two sides battle on defining the problem, it is apparent that the nation is currently becoming more fractured as a result of this new raging mass psychiatric disorder.

A small group of dissident psychiatrists are labeling TDS as both having an outsized visceral response in favor or opposition to the former president. They believe that treating TDS requires individuals to try and evaluate Trump using your own brain instead of allowing CIA controlled media platforms determine your opinions on him and response.

One of the challenges facing those who do not suffer from TDS, is experiencing enormous amounts of social pressure to experience TDS as individuals suffering from the mental illness attempt to peer pressure their relatives, friends, and neighbors into experiencing it as well. Well adjusted individuals who don't allow the TV to dictate their emotional well being are inherently exposed to immense amounts of pressure which can create mental disturbances just by associating with people with TDS.

In modern America, mental illness is becoming one of the most dangerous and contagious phenomenons with only a few strong individuals willing to stand against it. How much longer the nation can withstand mass formation psychosis is yet to be seen, but it is increasingly looking like a society that embraces mental illness with open arms is a society that will struggle to achieve cohesion or stability.