David Baily wins 1 SOL in Bugle News' Trump Cope Contest

Maggie Morris

20 Jan 2025 — 3 min read

Trump, the first crypto rugpull president

Two nights ago American president elect Trump launched a shitcoin during the inauguration CryptoBall in Washington DC. The ball hosted hundreds of crypto and Bitcoin Trump simps who were simping on Trump for a ‘Strategic Bitcoin Reserve'. Trump agreed to be in the same room with them because they contributed to his campaign close to $1 billion USD dollars.

The Bitcoin Strategic Reserve is considered important because according to Bitcoiners who sold out from day 1, an American SBR or even a hint of one will cause a Game Theory domino effect that will quickly pump Bitcoin to $1 million, affording them psychiatric help.

The industry's boner for a SBR next to the Washington Monument

Shocked by being rugpulled while they were literally or metaphorically kissing Trump's ring, the functionaries scrambled to cope on X.

Best Trump Shitcoin Cope Tweets Ranked

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The Bugle's Cope Award

Last night a ceremony was held in the Bugle News office in New York City. After a vote, honors were given to the best cope tweets. Each tweet was ranked by how many types of cope it fused and how deranged it was.

The types of cope included coping with realizing you're another asshole taken in by power and greed and everyone knows, secretly coping with not buying $TRUMP and coping with the fear of being responsible for a Shitcoin Strategic Reserve.

Third Place

Bitcoin Magazine, the company that put Trump on stage at Bitcoin 2024

Runner up

Winner

The award was presented by Bugle News editor in chief Richard Greaser who commented “The Bugle is excited to gift David Bailey 1 SOL to help his shift from Bitcoin only to being Bitcoin and Crypto friendly. We hope this token will assist in eventually following in the steps of the president, who he had a massive role in helping get selected.”

For David Bailey only, please send your SOL address and a copy of your drivers license to: thebitcoinbugle@protonmail.com.

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