Samson Mow Predicts $1B USDT Per Bitcoin By Next Week

Richard Greaser

Nov 13, 2024 — 1 min read

Samson Mow, one of the stars of the recent HBO Bitcoin documentary has determined through his AI summary analysis of his phone calls with world leaders that Bitcoin will achieve a valuation of 1 Billion USDT per coin early next week. His prediction is in line with what many describe as the "Super Cycle."

Many speculators and podcast listeners are confirming Mow's price prediction analysis to be likely credible, citing his proclivity for spending time with world leaders. In recent years, Mow has focused primarily on spending time with people likely involved in sexual black mail schemes and or participating actively in war crimes in an attempt to pump the price of Bitcoin.

That bet appears to have paid off as Bitcoin has soared to prices above $90,000 USDT/coin, showing no signs of stopping. The leap to $1 Billion/coin would take Bitcoin's market cap from just under $2 trillion USDT to $21 quadrillion USDT. This number is so large it's unfathomable and would make it the most valuable asset in history.

Mow believes once we figure out interplanetary space travel, he can do his job orange pilling other planet overloads. This will up his prediction to 1 Quadrillion per coin by next year.

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