Should Women Run Bitcoin Nodes?
This week, we asked: “Are women running Bitcoin nodes dangerous to heterosexual relationships?” The answers span a wide range, from progressives who want women to run nodes for them and think you should have a node for every gender in the household; tradtards who sense that women running software is dangerous for their type of masculinity and weird new age gibberish that makes more sense than Softwar.
Community Opinions
“Women should use their husband’s node, or their father’s if they’re single or widowed.” -Rod Palmer, Bugle Weekly Podcast.
“Men like Bitcoin because Bitcoin is female. But Stacy runs all the electronics in our household because I am incapacitated by drug use. Her accepting nature keeps our yin and yen balanced. Fortunately we don’t run a Bitcoin node because we don’t need privacy.”
-Max Keiser, husband of El Salvador's Bitcoin and USDT Minister Stacy Hebret.
"Bitcoin nodes should be run by those with deep technical understanding, an area where women have historically been underrepresented due to societal barriers."
-Wayne Curr, Bugle News
“A woman shouldn’t take your place. Running a Bitcoin node means you think, and thinking is power. Power is aggression and aggression is male. Be a man - run Bitcoin.” -Robert Breedlove
“I love running a Bitcoin node. Nodes are receptive to Bitcoin transactions around the clock and gently pass on legal transactions. Nodes protect Bitcoin’s community values with gossiping and peer pressure, while sheltering the heart of Bitcoin - its transaction history. Feminine women should totally run a Bitcoin node, but mining is masculine and should only be done by lesbians.” -Aubrey Strobel
“I will only date a woman who runs at least one node. It turns me on to think she could steal my Bitcoin and run, and it’s progressive so it’s a win-win.”
-Shinobi, Bitcoin Magazine
“You're screwed either way. Bitcoin’s network completely warps the sexual energy of those contemplating it by turning feminine earth energy into money, mixed into spirit Ponzi energy, via Bitcoin mining’s masculine fire energy. Only transsexuals are immune to this massive energy warp and that’s why they become Bitcoin Core maintainers.” -Maggie Morris, Bugle News
“I’m trying to get my girlfriend Samson Mow to run a Liquid node.” -Adam Beck, famous USDT trader
“You’ve got to tie your women on a leash, but if the leash reaches an electrical socket you could be in trouble. So from first principles, it’s a bad idea.”
-Andrew Tate
“Even Bitcoin’s NGU army can run a node, it’s super easy. It takes a few clicks and leaving your computer on for a night or two. If you have internet access, you’re basically set.”
-Lyn Alden, macro analyst and Hottest Bitcoiner of 2024
In conclusion
According to this collection of dirt ignorant opinions and Lyn Alden, the community appears to be split on whether or not women should be allowed to run Bitcoin nodes. Bitcoin is an open-source software that means anyone can have access and use it, but cultural differences appear to be getting in the way of women being encouraged to take on a more sovereign lifestyle.
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As central banking drives single people everywhere to engage in prostitution and human trafficking, Bitcoiners are more concerned than ever about creating and keeping solid relationships. Fiat culture still drives Bitcoiners to engaged in strange ideas and counterproductive behavior. If you feel Bitcoin is hurting your relationship or dating life, The Bugle wants to help with advice from a thermodynamically sound, credentialed woman.
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