Test Yourself: Are You a Bitcoin Maxi or a Homo?
Choose the answer that most describes you to the questions below.
1.What is your favorite pastime?
A. Writing code and uploading to GitHub
B. Trading and lifting wights
C .Pontificating on Twitter and in my chatroom
2.Why should a man eat cow meat?
A. To end the fed
B. To ingest estrogen injected into cows
C. To become a beautiful man
3.Why are you single?
A. I’m a mentally ill autist
B. No woman is based enough
C. I’m not single
4.Have you ever talked with a woman, and if so why?
A. My wife needs my guidance
B. To assert my dominance at a local bitcoin meetup or conference
C. I talk to the receptionist at my local whorehouse
5.What is more manly?
A. Stacking sats
B. Leverage trading
C. Having sex with a straight cisgender female
6.My opinion on Michael Saylor
A. Chad, inspiration, best man alive, makes me sweat
B. Closeted CIA asset
C. I am Michael Saylor
RESULTS
Add your points according to the score below:
- A-2; B-3; C-1
- A-3, B-2 , C-1
- A-1, B-3, C-2
- A-1, B-2 ,C-3
- A-2, B-3, C-1
- A-2, B-1, C-3
10-14 points: Bitcoin Maxi.
Despite your basic bitch latent homosexual tendencies you are mostly a straight male with low IQ and daddy issues.
15-18 points: Michael Sylor Grade.
You are a 100% chad closeted homo with a harem of fiat twinks.
6- 9 Points: Just a normal guy
You are bisexual and like Monero.
If you feel this quiz does not represent your demographic please email us at thebitcoinbugle@protonmail.com.
