Trump to Appoint YouTube Sensation WhistlinDiesel As Governor of Canada

Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that once Canada's surrender to the United States is finalized, he would be appointing YouTuber, WhistlinDiesel (Cody Detwiler) as regional governor until government elections could be reorganized in order to ensure individuals the like's of Justin Trudeau would never get into power again.

"Canada will be so based. So based... I know so many Canadians who are based, but unfortunately they have had bad leadership. Really bad leaders. It was so bad, it was like things would have been if Crooked Hillary had won in 2016. It could've gotten that bad here if Kamala had won, but we won and we won big. Now we are going to win big in Canada" the President rambled.

Experts have questioned the President's cognitive awareness due to his absence on his chief henchman's Intelligence Gathering Platform (IGP). His absence has been causing general confusion amongst American citizens and government officials, who are struggling to discern reality in a media environment that is reeling from losing their incomes to the pausing of USAID. Some claim that Trump is playing a game of 4d chess unlike ever before.

His announcement of negations with Canada for their formal surrender as well as his commitment towards making WhislinDiesel the Governor appear to be a move to crush the moral of the US Political class currently bewailing constitutional overreach and arguing for citizen data privacy. With contentious figures like RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard likely to be confirmed this week, Trump seems to pushing the envelope significantly further with his appointment of WhistlinDiesel.

When the Bugle reached out to WhistlinDiesel for comment, his team responded by stating that, "Taxes will be slashed, gun laws will be eliminated, there will be tax credits for driving monster trucks or killdozers, you will be able to splash people on Jet Ski's without getting arrested, and I will be redirecting government funds from the Eskimos to buying the citizens of Canada Alcolo."

Alcoholo is WhistlinDiesel's brand of alcoholic drink that he sells and promotes.

Donald Trump is currently eviscerating the Democratic Party, HR Departments, and the unelected bureaucracy. WhistlinDiesel's appointment appears to many as only rubbing salt in their wounds. All parties across the two sides of the political aisle likely agree that they cannot wait to see Elizabeth Warren go full Karen over this.